Dog's Little Acre

Postcards from an elderly crank who lives with 7 dogs and countless fish on an acre of prime wasteland in a legendary Southern backwater.    As far as the content goes, most of it was stolen from the rack at the Internet Five & Dime.  Although I have mixed my labor (as St. Marx would have it) with most of the images I've stolen, I don't claim them as mine.  In fact, I'm not claiming ownership of the not inconsiderable amount of stuff   that I created with my own two hands.  Steal freely, in other words.  If any of this stuff is yours--and you can demonstrate actual ownership--and want me to remove it, I will.  But I will also replace it with a short essay denouncing you and your anal obsessiveness.  First amendment and all that.  You've been warned.                                                                        

[creanavt]

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

[teirnon]

C'mon, Wendy, all she wants is you.

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[teirnon]

Not my house, but, if you show up at my door on Halloween wearing a Bernie Sanders costume, I WILL get you high.

[spudnuto]

[7-en]

[whatevergreen]

Tumblr inflicting yet another pointless and annoying feature that nobody asked for. Somebody tell me there's a way to turn this off?!

[still-godless-david]

Seriously, @staff wtf?

[teirnon]

If You don't want to lose your place in the dashboard feed, don't click on "View Post."

[spudnuto]

[teirnon]

Or you could drink it yourself

[nomoretimetodie]

[creanavt]

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

[teirnon]

Got my FOURTH Covid shot yesterday.

[inartchive]

[teirnon]

Brahma promised the lovers that, in their next incarnation, they would be of the same species.

[triskeleaficionado]

[teirnon]

este letrero está en inglés cuando lo miras

[ahedderick]

DA

   What the Frosted Flakes is going on over at Deviant Art? I’ve been on there for a long time, and suddenly my notes there are full of old men attempting to flirt? This is not! Ok!

[1oldbear]

Really?  I’m an old man on Tumblr and my inbox is fully of luscious young women trying to hook up.  WTF is wrong with them?

[teirnon]

Really? I'm a highly-fuckable senior citizen on Tumblr, and my inbox is completely devoid of anyone trying to hook up. WTF is wrong with them?

[anxietyproblem]

[teirnon]

Not having to hide from the Jehovah's Witnesses on the front porch.

[spudnuto]

[teirnon]

I remember him! He used to tour with Buddy Hollyn.

[ofcoursethatsathing]

An old-fashioned razor blade sharpener

[1oldbear]

I’ve been told you can do the same thing just running the blade around the inside of a drinking glass.

[teirnon]

Does it work on 6-bladed cartridges?

[whamdalf]

[whamdalf]

It's time to get spooky

[captainsingleton]

[teirnon]

Et tu, Tinky Winky?

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

[teirnon]

How about no socks?