[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[anxietyproblem]

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

[viinnttaaggee]

[tamper]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

x x x

[genterie]

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[curlykoalas]

This cat doesn’t look real

[yekkes]

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

[yekkes]

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

[yekkes]

Look at these vicious absolute Babies

[bbczecec]

[carathebloom]

[nytnavnjegfik-deactivated201912]

same

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[chickenfarmersan]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.