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shark vs the universe
taylor price
blake kathryn
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
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Jimmy Eat World
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Blog Change
yoooooooooo
so lately my dash has gotten pretty cluttered, and kind of stressful and i canāt qquite remember who i followed and why SO
i swapped to a new blog, because i donāt want to delete this monster and still hold affection for it ān such.
the new blog is themilokin and if you want to follow me there bc we buds or bc you hope i might wind up making content or do more reblogs or shit (spoilers, itāll probably be dragon age) then roll on over and say hi. ouo
PASTEL YOU HAVE AN ESSAY TO WRITE THAT IS DUE TOMORROW. YOU CANNOT REREAD A NOVEL SIZED FANFICTION RIGHT NOW
Well well well
welcome to the party
desperation snacks are on the right
I could write a two page paper in my sleep bro, I just need to not spend five hours reading fanfiction
wtf do you think the snacks were for?
the essay?
no, itās for the fanfics
ur going to exhaust the good ones
PASTEL YOU HAVE AN ESSAY TO WRITE THAT IS DUE TOMORROW. YOU CANNOT REREAD A NOVEL SIZED FANFICTION RIGHT NOW
Well well well
welcome to the party
desperation snacks are on the right
āHeavy clouds Umbrella and tea Wrap a blanket around me Chilly winds Rain and snow Summer, let me goā
I woke up from a chaotic nap with this song in my head and the words sound absolutely dreadful! Please, no, summer, please stay D:
But the song wouldnāt stop bugging me so I figured singing/recording would expunge it
Dergon Agg
I can't read shit of this tiny text in inquisition, so i'm running around like half-informed based on just map markings and what my party says, but i can't read shit.
so, rp part of the rpg makes me make my inquisitor mostly illiterate.
because shit son, if i can't read this mess, then YOU don't get to be able to either. Have fun, u Qunari loser.
Magnus plsā¦Ā
"MAYHEM"
brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because itās literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you jackass, what is wrong with you
((So itās like a rule on Tumblr where if you get a picture of the creators on your dash you have to reblog them, correct? Can it be a rule in the Transformers fandom that you have to reblog these guys every time they show up on your dash?))
Alwayse reblog the legends
To small trans men
Shop at H&M.
They have good prices for really nice clothes and guess what.
A lot of things come in smalls and extra smalls that fit shorter/smaller men.
I cannot stress this enough.
After looking everywhere for a place that sells clothes that would fit a very short (5ā2ā) trans man, I came across H&M. It is such a relief to find clothes that finally fit. Plus theyāre fashionable and well priced.
I wish I worked at becoming a better writer.
I suck at writing anything.
*smacks*
Liar.
Big liarpants.
Those are a billion sizes too big 4 u and u don't fit into those lying pants.
Wear the booty shorts of honesty instead.
iron bull with kids tho
at first all the little kids in skyhold are scared of the big horned man with the eyepatch, but one day when theyāre playing, someone throws a ball and it lands squarely on the tip of one of his horns, and they all freeze and hold their breath as he pulls it off and turns around, eyebrows raised. but then he just bursts out laughing and says ānice shotā and throws it back to them
from then on the kids start slowly warming up to him, until every time he comes back from adventuring, theyāre all waiting there to run and jump on him when he comes through the gate
he starts bringing things back for them, little toys or sweets, and he looks dramatically from side to side before āsneakilyā handing it to them, putting his finger over his lips and making an exaggerated āshhā sound
the kids start going to bull whenever thereās a fight, if one of them is mean to the other, and he sits them down and has them explain exactly what happened and he explains what they did wrong and why they shouldnāt do it, and he tells them to apologize if they need to, but he always makes sure they know itās okay to mess up and that he still loves them
eventually it becomes such a chore to keep them out of the tavern that bull just yields and brings them in to sit with the chargers, and everyone ends up with a kid on their lap, telling them stories about fighting giants and dragons. (one of the boys starts hanging around krem a lot and eventually tells them he doesnāt feel like a āheā at all, and krem is so happy to be able to be there for her, and answer her questions and let her know sheās not alone)
sometimes bull will be in the yard reading, and heāll feel a tug on his pants and looks down to see one of them there with their arms raised and he grins and lifts them up to sit on his horns. it keeps happening until he canāt read anymore because heās got little children sitting on every part of his body, but he doesnāt mind at all
some of the kids are orphans, their parents dead or lost in the war. they found their way to skyhold with returning soldiers or refugees or pilgrims, and bull goes to the inquisitor on their behalf, asking that a shelter and food and clothing be provided for them. he and the chargers help build it.
one day, when heās reading them a bed time story, one of them, snuggled up against his chest, whispers āi love you papaā and heās surprised, but he smiles and kisses their forehead, because āi love you, too, imekariā
he doesnāt really get the whole āparentā thing, but heās better at it than half of thedas
who will i give this dawnstone blade to now
based on a post by vault-escape-artist !
I still love them.
they missed a perfectly good opportunity to give them finger horn animations
So I came up with this great idea for a fake beard using fiber mascara and I realized there were no tutorials out there for this already. So I made one myself. It works really well and is very realistic!!
here are some links to some fiber mascaras as well as the type I usedĀ (Iām sure you guys can find one at a cheaper price though)
here is the absolute best crossplay makeup tutorial I highly recommend it
Iām so sorry for my handwriting I did my best I swear
