I'll beat your ass

[temariofkonoha]

Temari my name is Anthony Michael Taylor and I am a new blogger from the world of the power rangers that go his ass kicked by my uncle way before he passed away

Pathetic. Get stronger.

[temariofkonoha]

my name is Anthony Michael Taylor and i am a friend of Naruto Uzumaki's

Never heard of you. Naruto befriends everyone on this planet…

[temariofkonoha]

hey Temari did you get my last question from a few minutes ago?

Hmph. I was off on a mission, and did not have time to be bothered by plebeians.

[temariofkonoha]

hey Temari guess what I am on Tumblr now is that cool or what?

Tch. Who are you.

[temariofkonoha]

@shikadaiofkonoha I’m going out to visit Suna. I’ll be back in a week. Behave while I’m gone. 

[kakashiofkonoha]

the only god who didn't get killed is shikamaru

[shikadaiofkonoha]

does that make me jesus 

[temariofkonoha]

You’re the antichrist 

[shikadaiofkonoha]

:)

[temariofkonoha]

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@godoffirenice​ @temariofkonoha​ lol what???? what’s going on

@temariofkonoha​ stopped replying to my dms can someone please elaborate 

[temariofkonoha]

I left for a minute you little asshole 

[theonecoolgenius]

Why do you like temari so much? There are more prettier girls in the village and less troublesome that can treat you like a king.

Sometimes what's in the inside matters more than what's on the outside. Plus, don't you know you can't choose who you fall in love with? It just... sorta happened.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@temariofkonoha​ Dad just called you ugly

[temariofkonoha]

EH? 

You watch your mouth, Maru

[theonecoolgenius]

I thought you were on my side @shikadaiofkonoha

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I need something to post on my social media accounts 

[temariofkonoha]

Put yo damn phone away

[theonecoolgenius]

Why do you like temari so much? There are more prettier girls in the village and less troublesome that can treat you like a king.

Sometimes what's in the inside matters more than what's on the outside. Plus, don't you know you can't choose who you fall in love with? It just... sorta happened.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@temariofkonoha​ Dad just called you ugly

[temariofkonoha]

EH? 

You watch your mouth, Maru

[shikadaiofkonoha]

fortunately in the roleplay world there are always backups 

@shikamaruofkonoha @temariofkonoha @theonecoolgenius  

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Who is cuter @metalofkonoha or @shikadaiofkonoha

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@metalofkonoha​ i’ll fight you for title of cutest

[mitsukiofkonoha]

*sigh* Not a good idea...

[shikadaiofkonoha]

wait lemme tag again it didn’t work the first time

@metalofkonoha

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Still not a good idea whatsoever...

[shikadaiofkonoha]

It’s an idea for sure

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Yeah, it's certainly an idea. You probably shouldn't execute it though.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

My mother hasn’t hit me in two days I’m having withdrawals

[mitsukiofkonoha]

wHAT

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I’m a junkie, alright? 

I want to start a physical fight

[temariofkonoha]

What are you even a junkie of

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Adrenaline

[temariofkonoha]

Jump off a cliff

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Who is cuter @metalofkonoha or @shikadaiofkonoha

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@metalofkonoha​ i’ll fight you for title of cutest

[mitsukiofkonoha]

*sigh* Not a good idea...

[shikadaiofkonoha]

wait lemme tag again it didn’t work the first time

@metalofkonoha

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Still not a good idea whatsoever...

[shikadaiofkonoha]

It’s an idea for sure

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Yeah, it's certainly an idea. You probably shouldn't execute it though.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

My mother hasn’t hit me in two days I’m having withdrawals

[mitsukiofkonoha]

wHAT

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I’m a junkie, alright? 

I want to start a physical fight

[temariofkonoha]

What are you even a junkie of

[cockyuzumaki]

“Hows this?~” Boruto transformed and used his fathers jutsu known as, Sexy Jutsu, to prank the reader.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Great! I’ve got fodder for blackmail now. 

[cockyuzumaki]

“S-SHIKADAI” he transformed back to normal “WHYYYYYYY!!!!! BAKA!!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

You should’ve known better than to try that stuff in front of me~

 I’ve got your grandma on speed dial

[cockyuzumaki]

“hate you sometimes.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

That’s what I’m here for… I’m willing to accept bribes to delete the picture off my phone

[cockyuzumaki]

gives him 1 dollar “TAKE THE MONEY”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

C’mon Boruto, that’s worth at least 30~

Or have you blown your cash on useless things already?

[cockyuzumaki]

“Like burgers?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Yeah…

You have no variance in your diet. Have you ever heard of green foods?

[cockyuzumaki]

“SAY THAT AGAIN”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I find that walnuts are good for temper.

You know, a diet high in plants reduces anxiety, if you ate better you might not be so sensitive~

[cockyuzumaki]

“walnuts are a drag.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Then they should be well suited for you

[cockyuzumaki]

“Like my Jutsu tho~?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I’m gay, so your transformation jutsu didn’t have any effect on me.. 

Why, were you trying to seduce me?

[cockyuzumaki]

“N-no..you know I like Sarada..”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

I know.. Hmm, maybe Sarada would like it

@saradaofkonoha​ Your thoughts on Boruto’s transformation? 

[cockyuzumaki]

“SHIKADAIIIII!!!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Haha relax, she was last online back in February, she probably won’t see this

[cockyuzumaki]

“I should make a reverse harem jutsu~” wink.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

wink wonk

[cockyuzumaki]

“pretty sure my dad knows that jutsu.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

That’s the one he likes to show to Sarada’s dad, right?

[cockyuzumaki]

“WHAAAA!! SASUKE SAN?”

“That’s pretty..gay..”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

What can I say? The world’s a pretty gay place, y’know

[cockyuzumaki]

¨yeah..oh hey hows your mom?¨

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Also gay

[cockyuzumaki]

¨your moms gay…to who?¨

[shikadaiofkonoha]

With @tentenofkonoha1 

[tentenofkonoha1]

Yeah

[temariofkonoha]

Yeah

[mitsukiofkonoha]

You have the most fucked up love life I've ever seen.

Agreed.

I’m dating one guy, have a crush on another, and went on a date with a third earlier today

[shikadaiofkonoha]

love you

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I love you too, you glitchy mess.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

maybe… do you thiink they’ll know how to deal wiith human/computer fusiion acciidents 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Probably not?! Are you okay?!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

II dunno maybe iif II’m lucky II’ll just fall back out

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Shikadai I am highly concerned for your physical health and safety

How did you even get into this situation?!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Home DIY Viirtual Realiity

[mitsukiofkonoha]

…

I’m gonna call your parents.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@temariofkonoha​ knows already, she keeps walking in and sighing disappointedly at me

Uhh I’ll try calling my dad(s) @shikamaruofkonoha​ @shikamaru-anon​ 

[temariofkonoha]

What do you want me to do about it?? I’m not good with computers. Shikamaru, come fix your son. 

@shikamaruofkonoha @shikamaru-anon 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Ma'am I don’t think your husband is going to be able to help all that much. Though I have been wrong before, to my knowledge, he isn’t the greatest with computers.

[temariofkonoha]

Well, the Naras are supposed to excel in the dark arts so I’d hope he can reverse whatever nycto-bullshit my son has done

[mitsukiofkonoha]

You have the most fucked up love life I've ever seen.

Agreed.

I’m dating one guy, have a crush on another, and went on a date with a third earlier today

[shikadaiofkonoha]

love you

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I love you too, you glitchy mess.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

maybe… do you thiink they’ll know how to deal wiith human/computer fusiion acciidents 

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Probably not?! Are you okay?!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

II dunno maybe iif II’m lucky II’ll just fall back out

[mitsukiofkonoha]

Shikadai I am highly concerned for your physical health and safety

How did you even get into this situation?!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Home DIY Viirtual Realiity

[mitsukiofkonoha]

…

I’m gonna call your parents.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

@temariofkonoha​ knows already, she keeps walking in and sighing disappointedly at me

Uhh I’ll try calling my dad(s) @shikamaruofkonoha​ @shikamaru-anon​ 

[temariofkonoha]

What do you want me to do about it?? I’m not good with computers. Shikamaru, come fix your son. 

@shikamaruofkonoha @shikamaru-anon 

[filetype-eshikadai-dot-exe]

Wait a second.. 

Would @shikadaiofkonoha​ or @temariofkonoha​ be my mother?

[temariofkonoha]

If I didn’t do the work of making you, I’m not doing the work of raising you