“Hows this?~” Boruto transformed and used his fathers jutsu known as, Sexy Jutsu, to prank the reader.
Great! I’ve got fodder for blackmail now.
“S-SHIKADAI” he transformed back to normal “WHYYYYYYY!!!!! BAKA!!”
You should’ve known better than to try that stuff in front of me~
I’ve got your grandma on speed dial
“hate you sometimes.”
That’s what I’m here for… I’m willing to accept bribes to delete the picture off my phone
gives him 1 dollar “TAKE THE MONEY”
C’mon Boruto, that’s worth at least 30~
Or have you blown your cash on useless things already?
“Like burgers?”
Yeah…
You have no variance in your diet. Have you ever heard of green foods?
“SAY THAT AGAIN”
I find that walnuts are good for temper.
You know, a diet high in plants reduces anxiety, if you ate better you might not be so sensitive~
“walnuts are a drag.”
Then they should be well suited for you
“Like my Jutsu tho~?”
I’m gay, so your transformation jutsu didn’t have any effect on me..
Why, were you trying to seduce me?
“N-no..you know I like Sarada..”
I know.. Hmm, maybe Sarada would like it
@saradaofkonoha Your thoughts on Boruto’s transformation?
“SHIKADAIIIII!!!”
Haha relax, she was last online back in February, she probably won’t see this
“I should make a reverse harem jutsu~” wink.
wink wonk
“pretty sure my dad knows that jutsu.”
That’s the one he likes to show to Sarada’s dad, right?
“WHAAAA!! SASUKE SAN?”
“That’s pretty..gay..”
What can I say? The world’s a pretty gay place, y’know
¨yeah..oh hey hows your mom?¨
Also gay
¨your moms gay…to who?¨
With @tentenofkonoha1
¨Oh no screen ti- I mean tool shop girl!¨
For all you know, I could be running an underground smuggling ring during all that time I’m offscreen…
¨Soooo..for all of Part 1 and Shippuden you would be running a smuggling ring..AWESOME!¨
Have you seen how little customers I get? How do you think I still afford a place this good?
¨Teehee zero customers¨
Shut up! I get more than zero!
¨Anyway, You metal lees mother?¨
No.. his mother’s some Land of Stone immigrant
¨oh..also..um, what was uncle Neji like..I’ve met him in the past before but what was he like overall?¨
Well, he never would have approved of your mother marrying your father. He was the kind of person with a stick up his ass..
¨Well my dad is a complete loser..so understandable..¨
It’s true… once @narutoofkonoha became inactive online @shikadaiofkonoha usurped his position of hokage, so now he’s not even an important loser
¨pssh….hey!, like my sexy jutsu?¨
Good form, but I can’t approve because you’re a minor..
¨Is 13 a minor age tenten chan?¨
Of course it is! You’re a minor until 18!
¨mmm…I know dads pervy trainer would like it..¨
Ugh, that guy was such a predator.. So yeah, you’re right
¨WAIT WHAAA?!!¨
That guy tried to peep on me when I was a teenager.. He’s lucky he left with his eyes
