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you don’t know temari like i do || side blog || don’t expect me to be smart here

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me btw

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Imagine they had to take Shikadai out of Temari via surgery??????? He’s that lazy

i … i sometimes forget they .. erm they open you up too if baby doesn’t come out …..

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“what’s your name” err call me yours?? 🥰 lmao nah call me by my blog name or whatever you fancy love

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contrary to the nara genes; shikadai wasn’t an easy baby. he probably contact sleep with his mother, latched to her 24/7 and oh was a bad sleeper.

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healed enough to close the door, but human enough to still look at it sometimes

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🔞Shikatema Headcanon: Temari would ask Shikamaru to video themselves while they're making love because of their long distance relationship thingy and Shikamaru goes like: "Nope, it's not gonna happen" Temari would continue to request it and Shikamaru will always decline. Also Temari love to send 🌶️🥵 photos of her to Shikamaru, not nudes, just sexy photos of her like close up shot of her cleavage, her thighs with fishnet, her posing while biting her lips, etc. and Shikamaru will immediately call her only to request to delete it because he's just paranoid of someone going through his phone and will see what only he's supposed to see. Temari is the first thirst-trapper in Naruto universe.

hello hi yes thank you for this because literally fixed my mood!!

i like to think he doesn’t allow anyone to touch his phone. it has a complicated password but .. ino is ino and ino just manages to open it

second is that, he acts like he’s a prude. prim, proper, whatever — realistically he’s nasty.

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same temari, my home is too far away from me and i’m prideful to admit that 🥲

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shikamaru: i’m crying. you made me cry ..

temari: baby ..

shikamaru: no. now is not the time for nicknames

temari: no, i’m insulting you. you’re a cry baby. i’m calling you a baby

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my biggest HEAR ME OUT ship is shikasasu....

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Mother's Day Part 2. In my AU, the children are spending a sweet moment 🌟with their mothers.

Ino and Namino and Boruto (Yamanaka Uzumaki) 💛🧡

Sakura and Punk and Metal.💚🩷

Temari and Shikadai. 💛🖤

Namino and Boruto are OCs by @borutonosekai, Punk is an OC by @laydi

For Ino,Namino and Boruto I inspired by a case of the webtoon To You who Swallowed star

#UA #fanon #noncaonship #love #leesaku #naruino #shikatema #naruinofamily #leesakufamily #SakuraLee #InoUzumaki #TemariNara #Shikadai #BorutoYamanakaUzumaki #NaminoUzumaki #BorutoYamanaka #PunkLee #MetalLee

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NEW TEMARI FANART‼️‼️

I don’t know which one I like more THEY’RE SOOO CUTEE :3

It’s been ages since I drew something this good

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In honour of 1st of Pride Month - here's once again my precious bisexual Temari. Originally drawn in 2021.

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Stew’s on!

Mermay exchange gift for @tomicaleto ✨

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you’re right, temari would do it