local man serving cunt again

temmy, he/they • random stuff i like and lots of screaming, probably! the screaming is often figure skating, classics, or anything else that possesses me

[theskatingarchive]

鍵山 優真 Yuma Kagiyama (JPN)

2026 World Championship Free Skate (212.87, PB)

[anonimea1y]

odysseus in adaptations: (guilt-ridden with all the atrocities he's committed during the war)

odysseus in the trojan war: okay neoptolemus hit the second tower

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

[notacluedo]

nausicaa <333my blorbo<33

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[ryan-sometimes]

I know you’re not supposed to respond to hate comments, but unfortunately, hate comments can be funny

[ryan-sometimes]

Idk who sent me this or what compelled them to do it, but I need this person to know that this anon went triple platinum in my friend group and they still quote it to me years later

[ohcorny]

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

[shetheyslain]

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

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[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.