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☉ M!A: None ☉ ☉ dayvid stridr ☉ ☉ huestained timeline ☉ Your name is DAYVID STRIDR and your LUSUS was probably TRIPPING BALLS when he named you. You like SICK BEATS and WEIRD DEAD THINGS, and you also take a LOT OF PICTURES. You had a LONGER DESCRIPTION before, but tumblr updates have a tendency of FUCKING EVERYTHING UP and you don't remember what it used to say. What will you do?

[waspetekeytrash-deactivated2018]

It’s times like this that everyone should be reminded that:

the XKit Guy is in college

he’s only in his early 20s

he makes no money from XKit

he’s the best thing to ever happen to any of us

So. All in all, if you’ve got extra money, you should donate to this man for saving our asses when Tumblr does something stupid.

[chat-et-ruse-deactivated2025111]

[vampiireweekennd]

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Oh no I can’t slow down,  I can’t hold back Though you know, I wish, I could,  Oh no there ain’t no rest for the wicked,  Until we close our eyes for good.

[archcracker]

introducing: meme bucks

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[grimm-dark-deactivated20150409]

A crisp one donger bill

[disaffecting]

now listen here you little shit

[centrifugaltyranny]

D —> Likewise, Sir Brah

D —> Unnecessary D —> If I stay awake then I will likely be tired by the time morning rolls around

[templarsgladius-blog]

swOOn yOu sure dO knOw the way right intO my beatpump mister dude

fair enOugh hOwd yOu get tO be sO smart dammit

[centrifugaltyranny]

D —> Vitamin D D —> (Ehehehe)

D —> No, I was awake of my own accord

[templarsgladius-blog]

gOd yOure a nerd i lOve yOu

Oh Okay gOOd like nOt gOOd but yeah we can nap later Or sOmething if yOure tired still B*

[centrifugaltyranny]

D —> Are you pleased to know me so well D —> I thought you would be more partial to Vitamin D D —> Fitfully, but what else is new D —> You snored so I can only assume your sleep was satisfactory

[templarsgladius-blog]

i was abOut tO say that wOuld be a gOOd One tO call me but then yOur quirk sO yes please lavish me in vitamin d hOly shit

i snOred a lOt and i knOw because i cant remember the last hOur Or sO befOre falling asleep and i had the mOst stOned evening yOu can imagine sOrry yOu didnt sleep well thOugh did i wake yOu Or anything

[centrifugaltyranny]

D —> Bottle up emotions D —> Molotov cocktail

[centrifugaltyranny]

D —> Yes D —> It is noble, in a way

[templarsgladius-blog]

yeah i figured yOud like esquire tbh i tOtally saw it cOming B) i like mister brah i think hOwd yOu sleep

[cqdbtioe-deactivated20240429]

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

[templarsgladius-blog]

dude esquire is yOur favOrite huh

[templarsgladius-blog]

auspiciouscicatrix liked your post:[02:06] TG: dO yOu have the red and blue thing...

shit

[templarsgladius-blog]

wirekind replied to your post:Can you tell us about your ancestor?

daaaaaamn.

yeah he was fucking cOOl im sO glad hes mine

[gothicprep]

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

[templarsgladius-blog]

[02:06] TG: dO yOu have the red and blue thing gOing On just Out Of curiOsity [02:06] TG: my rails a gOld blOOd tOO and i need tO knOw if its a cOllective caste bOner Or what [02:06] TG: Or at least im assuming based On yOur text [02:06] TG: but yeah

[02:07] TA: ii won't 2ay no two iit but iit'2 not liike ii dre22 iin iit really. [02:07] TA: two bu2y layeriing.

[02:07] TG: yeah neither dOes he [02:07] TG: just his dOrky glasses [02:07] TG: but he just likes shit thats red and bl [02:07] TG: FUCK

[02:07] TA: bl

[02:07] TG: Oh my gOd hOw did i miss this

[02:07] TA: niice.

[02:07] TG: his pitch crush is cObalt [02:07] TG: i cant believe this

[02:07] TA: holy 2hiit. [02:08] TA: ii'm laughiing.

[02:08] TG: what a NERD

[dabe-strudel]

cute names to call your significant other