I am never boring

yeah yeah, i dont care

[wgladstone-deactivated20201015]

I will say this about the Clintons: they’re a lot better at making friends than Bernie Sanders is.

[meme4u]

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

[thebraavosi]

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

[thebraavosi]

[90s90s90s]

[folly-of-alexandria]

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

[totallyfubar]

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

[templedoggie]

This is a physical expression of talking to a Donald Trump supporter

[monkeysalon]

EMU!

[chasingthehawk]

😆

[raspburry]

YAY BERNIE

[galahadiant]

#feelthebern

[thebootybitchdragon]

KEEP IT UP GUYS

[buzzfeed]

basically.

[did-you-know]

Deep in the waters of the Pacific Ocean lives a tiny little shark that has only been discovered twice. Though the extremely rare ‘pocket shark’ could actually fit inside your pocket, it gets its name from a small 'pocket’ gland above its pectoral fin. Source

[comicsodissey]

[astxri]

When someone takes the food you been waiting for all day…

[do-you-want-a-second-opinion]

Guys please don't use inner egg lining on a wound

As someone who’s majoring in medicine, using anything from a egg on a wound is incredibly dangerous.

Eggs are filled to the brim with microbial germs, bacteria and sometimes even parasites or diseases.

Not to even mention that eggs are the perfect habitat for growing formaldehyde, a extremely dangerous and toxic bacteria that kills living cells.

So if you’re bleeding out do what doctors have been telling you for ages; get a clean fabric and hold pressure to the wound as you call 911. Stay safe kiddies.

[elatedchild]

I didn’t even know that people were even doing this. Furthermore, when and why have they been using eggs in the first place?

[mamamidnight]

Someone made a post saying to use it on cuts and scrapes if you don’t have bandages because it’s a “natural bandaid”.

[templedoggie]

Umm formaldehyde is a chemical........

[em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072]

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

[effington]

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

[miss-freakshow]

Things that aren’t racist: ·Not being attracted to black people ·Not being attracted to white people ·Not being attracted to Latinos ·Not being attracted to Mexicans ·Not being attracted to Asians

Things that are racist: ·Shaming, harassing, or hating people for their race.

A personal preference is not racism. Thats like saying its homophobic to be straight.

[templedoggie]

Except that's kind of what a lot of sjws think

[macleod]

EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER THIS AND PASS IT ON! TERMINOLOGY IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT.

[templedoggie]

But um, IT IS A FUCKING RIOT YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS

[jovan]

[becausebirds]

Yawning pelican. [imgur]

[h-e-k-a-t-e]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[becausebirds]

Yawning pelican. [imgur]

[h-e-k-a-t-e]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK