I Don't Know Her

courtney.22.chris cornell trash 

[vanilla-latte]

animal crossing villager: can you please get me an apple? if it’s not too much hassle of course! I wouldn’t want to bother you uwu

me, with tears in my eyes: I would fucking die for you

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[somedumbduck]

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

[raygun1247]

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

hes shaped like a friend

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[seabrella]

father nintendo when is the next animal crossing

[meanplastic]

[terriamon]

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

[paulmcfruity]

Visit Original Link

[2000ish]

[templeofthedoge]

Mario at the end of a game: thank you so much for playing my game!

Me: you are so fucking welcome mario. I would do anything for you. I would die for you.

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[anxietydaddy]

When Azealia pulls up to Lana’s mansion

[journeymanfool]

Bold of you to assume azalea would be in a helicopter rather than an uber

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)