aloha from hell

24 gemini

[thirstghosting]

[beuatifulbuttercup]

bistro huddy (an internet series where all the characters are played by one man) has more fanfics on ao3 than raid shadow legends (a game that has been advertised everywhere and anywhere)

[egberts]

saddest thing ever is seeing new 18-22 year olds talk about how Christmas doesn't feel magical anymore during their transition from it being a super special day of the year to kinda just another average day of the year. I remember that feeling well, and I just want to say to those young people specifically: if you want the magic back you have to create it yourself now, the way you want to. it's your magic now

[000trailcarn-blog]

Charles Gacksetter

[zvanhouten]

[treecitysessions]

Every once in a while I remember this video of this kid freestyling over the Juice WRLD - Armed and Dangerous beat and it’s like a fever dream KSJFJSKFKDK me and my friends used to always reference this when we were like 16/17

[faropocalypse-deactivated202602]

[dirbenaffleck]

HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA Netflix’s The Witcher ‧ Unbound

[greelin]

do i like cumming? no. am i familiar with it due to history? Unfortunately

[greelin]

THE GEORGIA CITY THAT IS A PART OF FORSYTH COUNTY. CUMMING, GA.

[dawdreygore]

[only-cat-memes]

[technofinch]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[runoretli]

You’ve been booped by Niko

[greelin]

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

[greelin]

vampire bites are not just about The Bite. it is also about The Grip. can anyone hear me

[badluckbadger]

In the past:

People: my dog is a pitbull/pitbull mix!

Me: could be, but you know most bully breeds people have arent actually pitbulls

Me now, without even knowing what their dog looks like: no it aint

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#not unanalogous to raccoons stumbling into human areas and discovering the Trash Cans

[possumest]

[possumest]