[rizzoanthony-deactivated2016012]

tfw your friends are turnt up but you’re not

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i’m shorty brushing her hair after fuckin it up

[boycomet-deactivated20181230]

people always deny that there’s a shit ton of transphobia within the queer community like there’s even transphobia within the trans community 

[boycomet-deactivated20181230]

people always deny that there’s a shit ton of transphobia within the queer community like there’s even transphobia within the trans community 

[boycomet-deactivated20181230]

people always deny that there’s a shit ton of transphobia within the queer community like there’s even transphobia within the trans community 

[backto5oh5]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10memes]

[animal-factbook]

[sf3]

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[lumnch]

[menpale]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative…

Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…

[glassbonespaperskin]

ready for school

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play it’s not unusual

[thegoldenmisfits]

That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussyca

[memewhore]

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬