Temptress of Waikiki

Lana formerly Dreamingindigital | 30ish | she/her | something something rude people, and minors not welcome (seriously)

[temptressofwaikiki]

Hey all!

I decided a name change was long overdue, and given my love of The Addams Family, I’ve retired @dreamingindigital and upgraded to @temptressofwaikiki

Sup?

[temptressofwaikiki]

Hey weirdos.

I see everyone got new names and profiles pics because I recognize exactly two people.

Also this show is now my personality. Love you, bye.

[temptressofwaikiki]

It’s been a while. It seems almost all the names, icons, and fandoms have changed.

[temptressofwaikiki]

Half a year later but still true.

… so how’s it going?

[temptressofwaikiki]

It’s been a while. It seems almost all the names, icons, and fandoms have changed.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Alright I know I’ve been slacking on updating Bateman Begins but I had a thought yesterday

What if Batman becomes a thirst trap after being caught on some high-quality footage beating someone up or hauling some criminal over to Commissioner Gordon

The suit always makes someone look so frickin broad and Nathan’s already heckin’ broad and within like an hour of the footage being shown on the news, the tag #BreakMeBatDaddy is trending

And you’re not sure if you should be amused or horrified, but either way, you can’t stop scrolling

[temptressofwaikiki]

That ass in the suit? There would be Instagrams and discords chats dedicated to it.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

I took a stupid amount of time to make these

[temptressofwaikiki]

This was magic

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

i appreciate that everyone has different interests and different comfort zones but working out with someone is my worst nightmare

[temptressofwaikiki]

I need to lure my date into a false sense of “oh she’s so put together, takes care of herself, and takes pride in her appearance” and trap them into commitment before I … unleash the beast.

Once I’m certain they trapped? Full sweaty, red-faced gym beast wearing old leggings, a deodorant stained sports bra, and a tshirt that’s older than Gen Z.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

............

Nathan Bateman tugging you to the end of the bench to eat you out mid-workout, right after you replace the bar you were benching--

[miraclesabound]

Workout pants aren't cheap, he'd better be ready to replace them!

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

I don't think he'd go so far as to rip them (or be strong enough to); I think he'd just get them down around your ankles

[temptressofwaikiki]

Sir, I come to the gym to lift - not to come. 😒…😏

Now if he offered to help shower after? Hell yeah, get in there - my legs are jello after those reverse lunges.

I was scrolling for a gif and was entranced by these two men losing their mind at this woman crushing it.

[tevaselmundogiraalreves]

[swimmingblue]

and like ... actors are actors. Their whole thing is pretending to be other people? Can an actor pretend to be an elf or royalty or an alien but not queer? As long as they’re taking the role seriously, it’s fine.

[roach-works]

if a straight person sees something meaningful, beautiful and worthy of emulation in the queer experience, that’s a good thing.

[formaldehydefce]

[haleyatwell]

SALMA HAYEK & PEDRO PASCAL 95th Annual Academy Awards (March 12, 2023)

[temptressofwaikiki]

Petition for these two to play a separated married couple, who have to pose as happily married for a family weekend (maybe a birthday?) because her elderly grandmother has a bad heart and wouldn’t be able to withstand learning the truth.

Bonus if they just grew apart but low key blame each other, and are loosely dating other people.

Bonus if a cousin is the only one who knows the truth and keeps having to cover for them. Family is suspicious and think he’s hiding something.

Triple bonus if they have to make out to hide the fact they were fighting.

Last bonus, movie ends with them renewing their vows or at a large family gathering (happily back together) and it slips up about their separation in front of the elderly grandmother. She scoffs and says “of course I knew, why do you think I insisted on them taking the guest room during my birthday weekend?”

[temptressofwaikiki]

Things I imagine right before bed,

You’re at the bar with a few TF boys, and your phone buzzes on the table.

Benny: 😂 who’s El Bastardo?

You: Santi, he ate my leftovers.

Benny: what do you have me as?

You: you will never know.

Benny, uses facial rec to unlock your phone when you’re distracted.

Benny, scrolling through your messages to figure out who’s who: Sir Dipshit (Tom), Moustache (Frankie), Lil Shithead (Benny). Wait what’s my brother under?

You: 😳🫢

Benny: who the hell is just “ 🍆”?

You: 💀

Will: …

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

goddamn why couldn't it have been four across

[foxilayde]

are you fucking kidding me?

[temptressofwaikiki]

I don’t know what this means. (Also some of those “frequently used” I’ve never used before 🤔)

[temptressofwaikiki]

Anyone else think whoever designed Oscar for Duolingo is an Oscar Isaac fan?

[rylandsgrace]

[temptressofwaikiki]

… please release the painful, longer cut.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Getting stranded in a broken down car with your friend near Abbott Ranch

Rhett helping you get your bags into the bed of his truck, trying to ignore the way his smiles make your stomach flutter as he insists you spend the night at the ranch, until they can get your car looked at

Cecilia urging Rhett and Perry to take the two of you into town and show you where they go to have fun

Trying to ignore the way Rhett smiles and teases you, and tries to draw you out when your friend has disappeared to flirt with someone at the bar

Getting fingered by Rhett in the bathroom

subsequently fucking Rhett in the cab of his truck

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Staying at Abbott Ranch for longer than you expect (they have to order in your car parts)

Rhett teaching you how to ride a horse

The two of you laying out in a pasture watching the sky darken and just talking and probably having sex again let's be honest

Getting way way way too attached when you know you're going to be leaving as soon as the car part gets in

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Sneaking across the creaking floorboards into his room at night and sneaking back out before the sun comes up

Helping him mend fences (mostly passing him tools when he needs them)

Getting the call that your car is all set and feeling a rock drop into the pit of your stomach, because...It's time to go back to your life, and that life doesn't involve Rhett

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

You tell Rhett right before a competition that you'll be leaving the next day

He takes a hard throw and you blame yourself for throwing off his focus

[temptressofwaikiki]

… this better end happily ever after.

[willgrahamscock]

girls need to descend into madness from time to time

[temptressofwaikiki]

I commute from hell, so technically I ascend into madness.

[redscarekatya]

TRIXIE & KATYA REACT TO ’FIRST KILL’

[lunaserenade]

Me watching The Last of Us and doing commentary with @temptressofwaikiki 🤣

[temptressofwaikiki]

🤣