[tempurpedichairbrush]

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[shiftythrifting]

[badjoffery]

he has seen things we cannot even imagine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in ancient Athens, only the 300 wealthiest citizens had to pay tax; this was considered a high honor, and taxpayers competed to provide the greatest public good (x)

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

Bring this back!!

[dancinbutterfly]

CONGRATULATIONS 🍾🎉🎈🎊

YOU HAVE QUALIFIED TO PAY TAXES! WITH THIS ACHIEVEMENT YOU WILL SHOW ATHENS WHAT A SMART SKILLFUL BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE AND NEED YOU WITH EACH PAYMENT!ONLY BY PAYING TAXES CAN YOU MAINTAIN THIS ELITE STATUS!

WELCOME CITIZEN! YOU MADE IT BIG!

[chrisremson]

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktokarchive]

[A mashup between ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’ and ‘Low’ is playing.]

[imyourdreamwife]

They’re like what have we done

[featuresofinterest]

i'm....

[featuresofinterest]

this place has everything

[xtec]

A billionaire: opens their mouth to talk about something besides them ending world hunger

Me:

[hawt--dad]

[manticoreimaginary]

Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour.

[weirdmageddon]

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

[lotad]

[princechorus]

Me 2 yrs old in the grocery basket when my mom goes down the soup aisle

[deerypoof]