Hey I finally fixed the soda machine, what do you want? It’s on me.
The blue one with the radical dolphin mascot that lets you breathe underwater.
The cherry cola that makes you feel the Arizona sunshine while drinking it.
The sweet purple soda that cleans out your digestion, no waste necessary.
The diamond-corked ramune bottle that smells like champagne and lottery tickets.
The Wonka x NASA brand deal with the piece of meteorite rattling in the can.
The lavender-and-honey flavor with the bottle that plays lowfi very faintly.
The cinnamon one with skulls on the can that makes you do parkour real good.
Dr. Pepper: Recoded, the 2019 remake of Dr. Pepper with additional DLC.
The two-pack, one for you and a second smaller one for your pet.
I’m not thirsty. [see results]
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