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nicollekidman

me on a first date: so, nicole kidman’s eyebrows in moulin rouge

sala66

Nicole Kidman en “Molin Rouge”, 2001

weavemama

I can’t believe people still think women are “too emotional” when they become constant victims to fragile masculinity

invisibilisedcreature

ughHhHHH

starnetz

with.fucking.concrete.

but sure women are always the fucking emotional ones

pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate

she was trying to win a contest the store was offering , they were giving a cash prize to anyone willing to change their last name to the store name (which apparently means Loyal) and the guy got upset by this

ran outside, took over a cement mixer doing construction nearby and dumped it into the car because she loved it and took extra good care of her car and kept it clean inside and out 🙃

maxthieriot

We pulled two bodies out of Falls Lake a couple of days ago. We just identified one of them as Audrey Ellis.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Dental records confirmed.

prokopetz

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

prokopetz

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

cashmerethoughtsss

hereliesepic-blog

Truth

shewolfofengland

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

deutschemark

(x)

heartyounot

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

aletolover-deactivated20151208

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

morepopcornplease

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20

OMG IT’S BACK!

minimiddletons

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

realityofroyals-blog

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

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FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

atomictiki

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

jasoncanty01

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

atomictiki

U don’t fuck with the Queen

qbnaith

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

#tumbling