not a porn blog. @tenderbunghole - Tumblr Blog

whonderstruck

*twirls my invisible string* who the FUCK is this connected to

brilliantlyhorrid

knitmeapony

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

xspilledcoffeepoetryx-deactivat

Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

angel-reyes

#CALL HIM OUT

jewish-suggestion

A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.

dancinbutterfly

IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this - especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds - feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it.

birdonahotdog

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

inkskinned

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

i shoot my shot by including you in the fake scenarios in my head before bed

dankmemesreasonforliving

itreallyatemyhand

In retrospect I'm real glad the Celebrities got "Imagine" out of their system over coronavirus

tjwasnotehere

writeswrongs

goawfma

she died on july 13, 2015….2015!!! They literally withheld evidence. ain’t no way in hell she killed herself. If they don’t reopen the investigation….

#sayhername

#SandraBland

followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”