[cardo-de-comer]

I taught him how to blink

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[yourpersonalloverboy]

We going to skip how white people trying to be black? Again?

[lindsaychrist]

are you on fucking crack?

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[cognitohazardous]

im surprised no one is talking about how elon musk paid people to make high level hardcore characters for him so he could claim it was all his work on livestream only to be immediately exposed as he couldn't even play the game right

[cognitohazardous]

like holy shit

[adonischildsupportcase]

[mercyofempty]

[mauledbywolvesmauledbywolvesmau]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[moveslikekeithrichards]

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

[vergak]

He needs to drop a mixtape ASAP

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Hole from a guy who says “in any case” and “be that as it may”

[phantomrose96]

Brainless twitter discourse is so much more dreadful to me than even peak-era tumblr discourse because in its heyday tumblr discourse was almost exclusively written by 15 year olds who were naturally myopic, reactionary, reductive, and angry due to the condition of being 15. On twitter you find exactly this same kind of brainless behavior but with a 50% chance it was written by a 28-year-old with a masters degrees

[evilkitsch-archive]

we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

[clonehub]

Does anyone else feel like every possible star wars ship is kinda dumb or boring in some way

[fluffycatofdooom]

What about this one?

[fluffycatofdooom]

wait I'm an idiot you definitely meant romantic ship

[clonehub]

this is actually my favorite response to this

[unbotheredmuse]

[spaceboytoy]

No one talks about how this is the scariest gif ever for real