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bigolrobogal

well SOMEONE oughta do something about that huh

emmacandle

men are so fucking gross. why cant it ever be women leering over my posts and sending unsolicited dms

realshy

reblog to attract women who will leer over your posts and send you unsolicited dms

lilibecomingsilli

Reblog to trade 10 iq for +1 cup size

moonlitmanchego

*taps the sign*

isuggestweightgain

It's true.

custardcee

Chat helps carries boobas :)

custardcee

made a fat girl version :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) hehe

maecaart

Kamen Rider W

feedeekate

Me: I love fat women! Fat women are so beautiful! Because of, and not despite, their fatness! That's why I love seeing people gain weight! It's just hot when people get hotter! Not to mention how transgressive it is in our current culture! The parallels between fatness and transness (and my own transition and weight gain) are plentiful!

Average fatphobe: I should tell this fat chick that she's gross and she ruined her body lol.

Average fan of feedee porn: I should tell this fat chick that she's gross and she ruined her body lol. That'll make her wanna fuck me.

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

retail-mom

rage baiting my new yorker girlfriend

#that's me in the background!

starscreamlubricant

"they did it for attention" yeah it's so crazy it's almost like. they're human. and humans. yknow. crave that.

strongermonster

i'm helping out at a creative writing workshop for uhhh i think 10-12s? 10-14s? idk. but that age range. and anyways

a) i forgot how fun this is

b) it's really hard not to like, re-write for them and stick to just "hey add descriptions here, change this grammar, really cool ideas!" bc i'm an adult and not trying to talk over/railroad these kids, but i'm just so excited for their ideas!!!

c) little boys write cool stuff like "what if we went to mars but it sucked so we left, but left behind all our technology and the technology rose up and created its own society and then went to war with us for abandoning them? what if transformers had 100x the war crimes? what if the earth blew up. what if we were the robots all along?"

d) little girls out here writing like "aunt melanie's skin was sloughing off the bones as her beloved dogs tore her apart, turning on her in blind animal instinct. the second she stopped providing food, she became food." and a lot of body horror and dark themes about group pacts and betrayals and ritualistic murder/sacrifices. like a lot

strongermonster

me, turning to the teacher who is also doing this: hey so, i'm personally really cool with the tone and direction these girls take, but is any of this? how you say... a red flag?

teacher: little girls have really rich inner lives to combat the way they're puppeted by society in real life. they'll learn to censor it out in a couple years, but it doesn't go away.

me, who was also a weird little girl who phased in and out of weirdness depending on social settings: nice.

prokopetz

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.