9kb Snow Leopard

It/She, 23. This is what happens if you give a snow leopard and a digitised conscious a Tumblr account.

[9kbsnowleopard]

THIS BLOG IS 18+. MINORS, PLEASE DON'T INTERACT.

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[aoto-nexusnode]

Synthetic Pulse – Pixel Art + Sketch A cyberpunk android portrait from my NEXUSNODE series. Top: finished pixel art Bottom: original mechanical sketch / internal structure

I love showing both the final render and the raw blueprint behind it. Reblog if you enjoy cyberpunk characters, pixel art process posts, or high‑detail android designs.

High‑resolution gallery: DeviantArt Prints & merch: Redbubble Join the Cyberpunk Pixel Art community: https://www.tumblr.com/communities/cyberpunk-pixel-art

[poobletoods]

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

[kit-and-sam-stan]

Just noticed that some snow leopards have these spots on their browns to mimic open eyes for when their eyes are closed or distracted

i love sneptwt so much😭

Anyway, meet Hikari-chan

[ashes2caches]

tgirl who’s really excited about her girlfriend’s bottom surgery because it means she can take her girlfriend’s virginity a second time.

[mevil]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[definitely-ellie]

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

[teaboot]

I love learning about other culture's Houseguest Protocols but I hate hate hate when they don't match up cause like

I (PNW Canadian, raised with etiquette from my old British great-grandparents) sleeping over: Can I help with dinner. Can I do the dishes. PLEASE let me do something useful. Im sorry I'm here. I can sleep on the floor it's fine. You don't need to cook for me I can go outside and drink pond water. Do you hate me

My friend (Indian, raised by entire extended family in Dubai) hosting me: Why won't you let me feed you. Do you need more coffee. Am I doing something wrong. Do you have enough blankets? I will buy you warmer clothes. Here, you can sleep in my room, I'll take the couch. Why are you crying? Oh God am I a bad host

[teaboot]

"I shall now be a good host and take care of the dishes"

"I will be a good guest and wash the dishes myself"

"A good host would never make a guest wash dishes"

"A good host would accomodate a guest's desire to be helpful"

"A good guest would respect the host's culture"

[drhorsekiller]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[filmphotofranz]

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[hemipenal-system]

nature documentary about a trans girl and the narrator is both clearly crushing on her and mildly disapproving of her life choices

[hemipenal-system]

yeah, it’s that

“like many human females, the girl starts her day by bathing- nope she’s skipping that and going for a hunt. her preferred prey this morning is… reheated pizza from last night. sure girl it’s your life. it looks like the girl is opening factorio instead of doing her dishes. she needs to be a dedicated housekeeper or else her den will be invaded by ants. still, the girl chooses to play video games.”

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone