9kb Snow Leopard

It/She, 23. This is what happens if you give a snow leopard and a digitised conscious a Tumblr account.

[9kbsnowleopard]

THIS BLOG IS 18+. MINORS, PLEASE DON'T INTERACT.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[web-witch]

Digital witchcraft 101

List of Digital Witchcraft practices

Ludomancy (Game magic)

Using games as a conduit to capture images for spellcraft

Crafting systems to cast spells and charms

Avatars as astral forms

Skill trees as improving powers

In-game altars for the spirits or gods

Capturing in game allies as spirits (Pokemon Go, for example)

VR temples as places of worship

Simulators (Sims 4) as poppets

Audiomancy (Audio magic)

Using playlists as potions

Using binaural beats as meditation music

Audiobooks as audio-bibliomancy/channeling

Devotional playlists for honoring the gods and spirits

Shufflemancy 

Audio Alchemy: using music to channel powers and spells by transmutation.

Videomancy (Entertainment video magic)

Using Tv shows, movies, cartoons and videos as conduits for channeling powers

Using visual media to perform divination and scrying

Summoning spirits from tv shows (Via incantation)

E-Bibliomancy (Digital book magic)

Summoning characters as spirits

Summoning powers out of books

Using e-books as grimoires

Using e-comics to borrow powers

Social media feeds as bibliomancy 

Wordcraft (Word magic)

Crafting poems as spells

Creating typed out or handwritten digital paper charms

Digital sigils 

Pseudocode Spells

Email spells and enchantments

Automatic writing to commune with spirits

Written Prophecy

Incantations (Spoken Spells)

Grimoires as text documents

Familiar creation as character sketches

Text based astral projection

Digital Divination

Apps for tarot and runes become conduits for tarot and runic magic

ZenView becomes a scrying tool

Imagomancy (Image Magic)

Images as spell ingredients

Trading card images as talismans and charms

Gifs of candles representing actual candles

Tools of a Digital Witch (Basic)

Smartphone: This will serve the digital witch well as all of the stuff above can be done via a smartphone.

Headphones or earbuds: Noise-canceling is preferred, not required.

Charger: To keep the devices charged

Wall plug: To charge the charger

Stylus: For handwritten sigils and digital paper charms (not really required)

Cell phone data plan: This is part of an update. I have a phone plan that allows me to use my phone and devices anywhere I am. This makes me incredibly versatile.

Tools of a digital witch (Extended)

Tablet/Laptop: For more extensive practices or larger screen

VR Headset: For astral travel and more immersive experiences

Bluetooth Keyboard: Turns the vr headset and tablet into an easy workstation

LED Candles: For offline digital candle magic

Projector: For immersive experiences without the need for the headset

Streaming stick: For access to Fire Tv or some other way to access tv on the projector

Virtual Gaming laptop: ShadowPc is my preferred version, it allows for access to a full gaming laptop on my phone and my laptop and my tablet and even on my projector. Can also be used on my headset if I chose to sideload it.

Smartwatch: Useable as a voice activated bracelet of spells. Using the notes app on my phone, I can write a pseudocode spell and trigger it by my voice via the trigger phrase.

Usb drive (1Tb): my amulet and spell vault. Also the way I carry my familiar spirit with me at all times.

Djay pro on all devices (including vr): useful for engaging in dj magic.

This is a return to basics as I am helping a friend of mine learn to practice magic via technology. I figured I would share it all with you guys too.

[toskarin]

trying to get the funny medieval peasants to try my future dorito and accidentally stumbling onto the communal fencepost hosting one of many rural german cat-mutilating games that will later be a wedge in relations between the urban and agricultural communities, shocking me into a months-long silence

[rui-cifer]

getting served what can only be described as "mold from a random log of fallen wood floating in a stein of watered-down beer" as a gift in return for the doritos and getting an experience that can only be described as "Protestant Ayahuasca"

[toskarin]

going south to seek some sort of normalcy which I might disrupt, where in the refuge I am served something which dripped from a statue. I ask what it is. it's from the bones inside, I am told, and it leaks forever, and it brings an ecstatic state

[infertilityidol]

[werewolf-fricker]

Furries reblog the fat money knot for friendly werewolf encounters and wealth

[grassanglass]

Tried to get back to watching porn instead of reading it. On the 36th second of a hentai episode about girls turning into sexually deviant super villains my asexual soul cringed so hard from the poor sound design and god awful voice acting, that I had to go and take a walk in nature. I have no idea how you people do this. I'd rather put my ass in a shredder (objectum people - this is not sexy for me. I draw the line at robots)

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[amymistreblogs]

behold, my ultimate attack!

*does an attack so shitty that i die*

[strongermonster]

i'm helping out at a creative writing workshop for uhhh i think 10-12s? 10-14s? idk. but that age range. and anyways

a) i forgot how fun this is

b) it's really hard not to like, re-write for them and stick to just "hey add descriptions here, change this grammar, really cool ideas!" bc i'm an adult and not trying to talk over/railroad these kids, but i'm just so excited for their ideas!!!

c) little boys write cool stuff like "what if we went to mars but it sucked so we left, but left behind all our technology and the technology rose up and created its own society and then went to war with us for abandoning them? what if transformers had 100x the war crimes? what if the earth blew up. what if we were the robots all along?"

d) little girls out here writing like "aunt melanie's skin was sloughing off the bones as her beloved dogs tore her apart, turning on her in blind animal instinct. the second she stopped providing food, she became food." and a lot of body horror and dark themes about group pacts and betrayals and ritualistic murder/sacrifices. like a lot

[strongermonster]

me, turning to the teacher who is also doing this: hey so, i'm personally really cool with the tone and direction these girls take, but is any of this? how you say... a red flag?

teacher: little girls have really rich inner lives to combat the way they're puppeted by society in real life. they'll learn to censor it out in a couple years, but it doesn't go away.

me, who was also a weird little girl who phased in and out of weirdness depending on social settings: nice.

[magimagali]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[hound-maera]

I've been watching mobile suit gundam wing and I've been feeling two thing:

1) the idea of mobile dolls/computer driven mechs fighting humans is an awesome plot point for a mechsploitation because of the whole range of Human pilots vs dehumanised pilots vs unhuman pilots.

2) I need to make my mech battles better.

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[punishedsaints]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[isidoreseverintaylor]

Cabinet de curiosité - Atsushi Tani

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[salenforu]

When you follow aesthetic/fandom blogs but also social issue blogs

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[apfsds]

The masking they did on that screen is EMBARASSING omfg Id never be caught dead doing work that bad

[numbersareimaginary]

Masking?