alright

so... a devil, demon, cat, human and tentacle walk into a bar also thanks to batty for the art below

[gaymigration-deactivated2016100]

tag your otp

[tentaclebabes]

Be Nice

Person A: Babe I love you but you need to be nicer to people.

Person B: Are you implying I'm mean?

Person A: Yesterday you glared so hard at the coffee boy he started crying.

Person B: ....... I was staring off into space.

Person A: Oh my God! Forgot resting bitch face, you have resting murder face.

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[tentaclebabes]

Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-

Me: No returns.

Satan: Please it's making me sad.

[batou]

Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….

[peachghosts]

She understands me

[almondarcade]

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

Me.

[honeyproducer-blog]

Feed Me The Pain Salt

[probablyygay]

[greelin]

“explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is”

well

there we go

[cringe-attacks]

i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass

[tranzjohndoe]

Imagine your otp

[straightboyfriend]

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

[mogifire]

[technicolorsunrise]

the last one!!!!

[ladyfogg]

I feel like this is us @cutelikemurder

[nicmeows]

two videos in one day!! (it’s still valentine’s day somewhere sh)

vines and characters/people under the cut

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[tentaclebabes]

Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-

Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear

Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

[tentaclebabes]

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: you're so sweet and cute and precious

Person B: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Person A: :3c How cute

[greelin]

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass