Prince Maekar's Big Naturals

call me vic. 34. she/they. writer, artist, pathfinder GM. comms open! follow me on twitter @tentakrool personal blog + writing + misc. wrestling. currently in asoiaf hell. OFMD. stranger things. disco elysium. pathfinder 1e/2e. back on my flight rising bullshit.

[tentakrool]

[baratheonpilled]

#be my concubine

House of the Dragon 3.05 / A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.06

[ormundshightower]

house targ of mommy issues

[kocourovina]

let's hold our tears back together w papa

[tentakrool]

jaehaera the mournful, the queen that never had a chance

[tentakrool]

you heard it here first folks, peepaw george says that house of the dragon is basically "the helaena show" [text: George R. R. Martin has said about Helaena's character as adapted in House of the Dragon: "Phia Saban's Helaena is a richer and more fascinating character than the one I created in FIRE & BLOOD." He noted that the book version of Helaena neither displayed the "strangeness" nor the gift of prophecy of the show's Helaena, but that he had no problem with those changes.]

[wolfienation]

"You bathe in the warm light of her gaze."

[tentakrool]

just a bunch of random portraits of various and sundry characters

(l-r: joffrey baratheon, sansa stark, theon greyjoy, aemond targaryen, margaery tyrell, jaehaera targaryen, jaime lannister)

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[tentakrool]

listen up ser gwayne hightower do not take any unnecessary journeys, do not swim in the sea, watch your back babygirl because your noble heart and soulful speeches are gonna mark you for death

[tentakrool]

listen the bottom line is that some of the riffing theyre doing in house of the dragon is pretty fun. is it inaccurate? sure but so is fire and blood. they’re replacing maester propaganda with soap opera.

[gameofthronesdaily]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S03E05 ; Unbowed and Unbent

[tentakrool]

i drew me a lil jimothy if y'all wanna stick him on your laptop

[maxwyl]

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

[tentakrool]

today is my birthday!!!

i am (rule) 34 today

[tentakrool]

looksmaxxerys moggaryen could never sit the iron throne. if he had children and continued the targaryen line their dynasty would have simply been too powerful. nobody could have withstood their rizz.