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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

asexual-amanita

As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.

asexual-amanita

This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.

#!!!!!!

mevil

niyaniyanixa

she was so funny for this idgaf

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

samcormac

what’s the rush?

rainwasheseverythingaway

The time will pass anyway

i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

disorientation

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

wajb

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

inshallah he will be drank

eroscestlavie

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

allegedly-human

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode

cryptotheism

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

cryptotheism

Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.

transhumanisticpanspermia

it remains insane that he wrote a love sonnet hinges on the idea "you will live forever because this sonnet, specifically, will be remembered for all time" and that sonnet, specifically, became so famous that it serves as a synecdoche for the very concept of poetry. world historic called shot.