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For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

harpoonsnotspoons

You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park

#i also thought this #very apt post

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

wildspringday

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

#this made me smile #look at their little hands when he pulls them out #very beautiful very powerful

t4nku

I legit needed to hear this

manipulated-pieces

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

#this is so true

enyafans4communism

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

vedurnan

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

#me af

justcatposts

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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nitewrighter

frankierohugejorts

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

dogpuppy

Hey mutual ? What the fuck. Shirley temples are for EVERYONE

#sometimes im lazy and also didnt realize they came with it but i will include cherry on shirly temples from now on #but also some people dont eat them and its like i spent time grabbing that for you eat it

vagisil

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

murderofsomeone

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

silly-blue-gosling

peachfromcmbyn

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.