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fat cat enthusiast

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

[gravegospel]

[forever-dirty-minded-deact]

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

[sovietshopaholic]

bro why the fuck am i only getting 5 hours of sleep

[zootycoon-archive]

i saw this license plate today and started having a coughing fit out of excitement

[omghotmemes]

The painting, is complete :3

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

but what’s in the middle

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

[ammit420]

them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough

[kih7un-deactivated20220121]

[saltyjoe-blog]

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[ghostextremist]

I’m literally shaking bc of the sasuke five dollar bill I can’t stop laughing y’all

[ghostextremist]

please... look at him

[stupidpetface]

[disconcision]

[kata4a]

@transhuman-y

[transhuman-y-deactivated2020092]

this is one of the largest single pieces of evidence for a god that I know of

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[cartofolo]

[despazito]

them fishes be like

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[rabdoidal]

i hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

[pajamaben]

your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight

[chaz]

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date