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hotvampireadjacent

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

hotvampireadjacent

I can quit any time I want just. One more bowl 🍚

ejacutastic

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

greencheekconure27

I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.

tributary

a common mistake your honor

technofeudalism

no fucking way

the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer

delmondo

Oppa public art!

langernameohnebedeutung

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

imidori-ya

You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.

nia--san

hold up what's up with the moon face though?

her husband is Egg

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”