No Better You than the You that You Are

This is my personal tumblr, where I post things that I find funny or inspiring or just plain neat-o

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[polyglotplatypus]

this intro to a game of thrones finale reaction video absolutely ended me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[leecheedoodles]

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

[tentenpiemaster]

Almost all can be found in ouran or fruits basket lol

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[0v9]

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

[0v9]

PLEASE do not fucking say that

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[confirmance]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don’t see how-

my brain: cannot.

[liquid-geodes]

So here I am at almost 1 in the morning CRYING because of fucking VAH MEDOH’S DUNGEON MUSIC

ALL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAD TO POINT OUT THE FUCKING SOS CALL FROM WITHIN IM-

I CAME HERE TO THINK ABOUT REVALI AND HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT FUCKING THIS

[spiirals]

when is it??

[liquid-geodes]

Relatively close to the beginning, you’ll hear electronic tones in a pattern of …—… in which the dots are short tones and the dashes are long tones, which is the Morse code for “SOS

[spiirals]

O H M Y G O D N O

[liquid-geodes]

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

EVERY Divine Beast has the SOS call in their dungeon music. Every. Last. One.

BUT WAIT, THERES STILL MORE!

UNLIKE REVALI’S DIVINE BEAST, THE OTHER CHAMPIONS’ SOS CALL CANE SOONER IN THE MUSIC.

Revali was so proud, so arrogant, so hellbent on being the best, that even his SOS call came LATER than the other Champions. The others knew they weren’t able to handle it on their own, and made the call faster. Revali on the other hand, was so convinced that he could handle it on his own, that his call didn’t come until it was probably already too late.

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT THEORY

THE PLACEMENT OF WHEN THE SOS CALL COMES IN JUST MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WHEN EACH CHAMPION DIED. This could mean that Revali was actually able to fend off Windblight Ganon LONGER than the other champions were able to fend off their own blight. That maybe Revali’s SOS came later because he survived longer than the rest, presumably Urbosa’s coming in just a bit before his. I haven’t checked the EXACT times on the other divine beasts, but I do know that Revali’s SOS was the latest and last one to play through the dungeon.

[spiirals]

[liquid-geodes]

ALSO: Even though his was the last to send in the SOS, his is the only one that’s openly PROMINENT. Urbosa, Daruk, and Mipha’s SOS calls within their music are all BACKGROUND TONES that are even slower and more deliberate, which means they werent made in a hurry. Revali’s is VERY prominent in the music, not to mention how RUSHED it is, that rush you can HEAR in the tones. So even though Revali made it longer without needing help, by the time he finally swallowed his pride and actually made the call, it was frantic, panicked, a call only someone who knew they were going to die would make

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[lotrlocked]

I’m still waiting for the update with more worms. 

[funnyshitaight]

[mechabekahscakery]

Im 31 and I still do this

[trydianth]

Its fucking efficient

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

fuckin nerds: hello, welcome to my blog!! i just post about sailor moon and cute aesthetic things :)

me, an intellectual: this is the Tomfuckery Corner™️, i either go here to scream about my ultimate hyperfixation of the day, rant about the american government, or casually have a breakdown. which one will it be this time? who knows???? regardless, it’ll be at the expense of my followers’ enjoyment

[lumikinetic]

@staff I am in tears please let me reblog adverts I beg you

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

ESSENTIAL OILS IM CHORTLING

[eventshorizon]

Me on Ellen

Ellen: So I hear you’re a Kingdom Hearts fan

Me: Yeah

*Kingdom Hearts appears ominously in the sky*

Me: Oh my god, Ellen. You didn’t

[dreamfall-deactivated20220922]

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

[bob-belcher]

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[thadeeliv]

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

[averagefairy]

you….. you what