tentoo-corin-meme

The blue-suited Doctor

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%.

Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well.

Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it.

Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

You’re fucking right it is!!!!

[memethajones]

Agreed! For all of the pie charts!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

With everything we put up with we deserve it!

[memethajones]

Mainly because of the Doctor’s antics, but also the incredible amount of ridiculously weird situations we get into!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Oh AMEN!!!

[tentoo-corin-meme]

I feel like I should defend myself on my double’s behalf...but you’re not wrong B)

[rormemewilliams]

My phone auto- corrected Doctor Who to Doctor Ego and I think that's a more accurate description.

[tea-n-memes-boy]

It is, but at least they've earned it?

[rormemewilliams]

Oh for sure. Still annoying.

[tentoo-corin-meme]

Do I count in that description?

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Look when you get separated from your reckless boyfriend, have stolen his sonic screwdriver, and a man with a goatee starts calling you the Doctor, you just roll with it.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

So that's where my sonic went!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

I do not apologize

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Oh I didn't expect an apology--on another note have you seen my TARDIS is that why Mr. Goatee person who might be the Master thinks you're me?

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Uh, yeah. I thought you might be inside. You were not.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

OF COURSE I WASN'T, I LOST IT!! If you want coordinates--wait you can fly the TARDIS? Did you fly the TARDIS? DONNA THAT'S BRILLIANT

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Of course I did! She was all alone and there was a crazy megalomaniac!!!

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

YOU CAN FLY THE TARDIS!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

...yeah. I can.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I knew you were brilliant but flying the TARDIS is...how'd you do it?

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Well, River showed up one day and insisted I need to know how, so she taught me

[tentoo-corin-meme]

Who IS River though?? We still never found out after the Library

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The grumpiest

[yasmeme-khan]

So, no Tumblr account for him then?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I could make one for him and then use it after I regenerate

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

I maintain that you lot have pressured me into this.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Yes. Yes we did

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

you lot are more of a disruptive influence than The Disruptive Influence.

[missy-the-memer]

I can agree. Always messing with my plans to destroy something or other

[yasmeme-khan]

Who’re you?

[thirtmeme]

Old friend

[tentoo-corin-meme]

Since the Academy days, I might add

[tentoo-corin-meme]

Rose and I finished growing our TARDIS!

Donna, you were right! All we had to do was shatterfry the plasmic shell! We’re going to take her on her first adventure in the morning. In the meantime, I think we need a name for her...any suggestions, anyone?