Oh! Brilliant!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The grumpiest

[yasmeme-khan]

So, no Tumblr account for him then?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I could make one for him and then use it after I regenerate

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

I maintain that you lot have pressured me into this.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Yes. Yes we did

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

you lot are more of a disruptive influence than The Disruptive Influence.

[missy-the-memer]

I can agree. Always messing with my plans to destroy something or other

[yasmeme-khan]

Who’re you?

[thirtmeme]

Old friend

[funkyfenderbender]

#has this been done before

[yasmeme-khan]

I really honestly would expect @thememeingthirteenthdoctor to shovel dirt in her mouth in a situation like this. 

[thirtmeme]

Waste not want not Yaz!

[sosuperawesome]

Nature-Inspired Umbrellas

Flora For Faunas on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Fall tags

[thatdisasterauthor]

I NEED ONE.

[zotwotwho]

The Thirteenth Doctor’s TARDIS

[exclusively-positive-press]

This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree

It’s still in the “so crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

NEAT

[gelunnucifera]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.

The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.

Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and “dimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.

At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).

And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)

[partlysmith]

solar punk sensibilities with cyber punk aesthetic

[century-of-the-fruitbat]

Swamplamp

[jenzpanderart]

Yaz pulling on 13’s braces

Expectations vs reality

[thehavanawolf]

that burn tho

[holodaxy-deactivated20220828]

[isagrimorie]

#but let’s take a moment to appreciate jodie’s acting here  #because jodie’s naturally a very expressive and affectionate person  #and a lot of that energy shines through during thirteen’s bubbly moments  #which is fantastic  #but quiet moments like these  #should be marveled at as well  #not just because of shipping  #but how jodie holds herself as the doctor  #as an ancient time lord who has seen and borne so much  #who has hurt and been hurt by so many  #and who has remained so very gentle and kind  #sometimes we need to be reminded that the doctor is a lot older than they let on  #and it’s moments like this that help us remember  #i once marveled at matt smith’s ability to make the doctor seem both ancient and young  #something tennant couldn’t really pull off imho  #i think jodie’s going a great job  #giving us a glimpse at this wise old alien who yes continues to be quite foolish at times  (via @ennn)

[not-straight-girl]

Doctor: *does literally anything*

Yaz:

[shesthedoctor-archive-deactivat]

Doctor Who – The Woman Who Fell to Earth (2018)

+ Bonus:

[thirtmeme]

Stan this, Stan that. Do you know what I Stan?

Friendship

And Yaz

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[butterflyknyfe]

can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

[lumnch]

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

[i-love-ewes-so]

This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)

[lumnch]

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

[lumnch]

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

[lumnch]

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

[doctor-roman]

@circlesmadeofglass

[memecaptainsteverogers]

Have you met The Doctor? She’s pretty cool

I haven’t had the pleasure! I think my timeline’s complicated enough without adding time travel into the mix, but I will admit I like running. 

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’M HERE! SOMEONE SAID MY NAME?

[thirtmeme]

TWO OF ME? OH BRILLIANT!!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

WHAT HAPPENED TO GET TWO OF ME

[thirtmeme]

Technically it’s not two of you, it’s two of me… gotta love semantics!

But I have heard that two is better than one

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m sure it’s two of me, though?

But two is definitely better than one!

[thirtmeme]

Two of us? That works- doesn’t it?

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN THAT THERE’S TWO OF YAZ, AND GRAHAM, AND RYAN?!!!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

It definitely works!

I haven’t found any indication of Yaz, Graham, or Ryan’s existence in this universe yet…

[memecaptainsteverogers]

…..I think I have met her now. 

[thirtmeme]

Both of us!

[thirtmeme]

Gender? I hardly knew ‘er!

[captmeme-harkness]

Eyyyyy

[thirtmeme]

No, seriously I don’t understand how the human concept of gender works and I don’t want to

[morganathewitch]

Dawning light over Ale’s stones.

[gnostic-pinup]

Ale’s Stones is a megalithic monument in Scania in southern Sweden. It is a stone ship, oval in outline, with the stones at each end markedly larger than the rest. It is 67 m long formed by 59 large boulders, weighing up to 1.8 tonnes each.

[awwww-cute]

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

[tranceofreading-deactivated2015]

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”