hazardousfixations ; ☣▲

Michelle. Waste my time. Love me~

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[crapuccinos]

[sunbathe]

[teenscoolest]

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

[angstyindie-blog]

Found Here

[with-practice]

[dewienne]

[softwaring]

[zoiodlula]

[maarksavage]

I have always been weird. Still getting weirder.

[horrifying]

by Farbenflut

[sadviolences]

[anqophora]

[planktina]

Nothing cheers me up better than Bryan Cranston throwing pizza.

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[drtanner-dickery]

SHEEPNADO

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Moshpit

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny