[caats]

Aww look at this cutie ♡

[cowsofoblivion]

Sometimes I find cool mushrooms.

[cowsofoblivion]

I got tumblr when I was an emo teenager and haven’t been on for a long time. Now I’m back, and I’m still probably gonna be emo, but now I might have some fun things to share sometimes!

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]

[devildaisies]

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

[devildaisies]

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

[devildaisies]

BE NICE TO ME

[catsi]

"an invincible force that binds one rat to another..."

[ampervadasz]

[pikaglove]

NAKEY!!!!

[a-fools-stone]

THEY HAVE NO PANTS!!!

[graduallywatermellon]

SIR WHY DID YOU PUSH YOUR BROTHER???

[ordinarytalk]

@heroes-wear-green don’t hide this we just witnessed a murder

[sword-and-nightingale]

You can see the one on the back of the couch going wtf when cain strikes

[horrendoushag]

Long live the king

[toastbutteregg]

[babyanimalgifs]

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

(Source)

[birdhug]

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

[yupthatexists]

[svsie]

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

[the-sapphic-raven]

youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[paininmyheart-imalive]

THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂

[toastbutteregg]

[todaysbird]

bratz (baby ratz)

[todaysbird]

[anxietyproblem]

[powerjock]

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

[dailymoviemusicals-blog]

Moses Supposes

[randomslasher]

Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend

[pyromanicdaydreamer]

Thats just what theater kids are like

[prokopetz]

What I’ve always loved about this bit is

a. this musical number comes completely out of nowhere, with no greater context than what this video captures; and

b. the language instructor clearly can’t hear the music. He’s not from Musical Theatre Land. From his perspective, a couple of twinkle-toed weirdos just randomly decided to physically abuse him for three solid minutes. This isn’t reading anything that’s not intended into the scene – it’s literally the central gag.

[rocketplane]

@thebibliosphere in case you need some ridiculous Singin’ in the Rain on your dash.

(P.S. I imagined you making the faces at the instructor and it was hilarious)

[thebibliosphere]

I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Donald O’Connor is such a fantastic dancer. Gene Kelly’s great, but donald makes it look easy.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i think bc of youtube and instagram which advertise and invest in their popular creators people forget that “big” tumblr users are just accidentally popular and that NO ONE is backing their sails. we don’t talk to or hang out with each other. there’s not a convention or ad money to encourage collaboration bc what would we even collaborate on. there are no big tumblr trends or memes or in jokes. if i could make $1000 in ad revenue writing a shitpost with setheverman don’t you think id have done it. i am untethered from earth and reality, alone in the dark i can’t recall the taste of strawberries

[allycats-stuff-deactivated20230]

We should make a tumblr convention so this can happen :)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

: )

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

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[thebibliosphere]

If 2020 ends with Dashcon coming back I’m going to unplug my modem and walk into the woods never to be seen again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Joy I was living on a Norwegian goat farm without running water or electricity when the fist dashcon happened and then I went into town one day to check my email etc. and it happened to be the very day it all unfolded. So unless you STAY in the woods it won’t help.

[thebibliosphere]

I feel that’s like living a quiet country life circa July, 64 AD, looking out your window toward Rome and just seeing smoke in the distance.