lol what a freak.

teramorphous; of abnormal or monstrous form. so basically me.

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

[shixn]

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

[nope-deactivated20120721]

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

[ayatokiwa]

forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it

[schrutevshalpert]

[sliami]

[teram-rphous]

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

[becomedog]

i feel like i truly understand

[teram-rphous]

me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are

them when im sad: oh sorry

[12080888-deactivated20140722]

‘youre skinny so youre not allowed to have weight insecurities’ 

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

advice for having the best life ever:

dont have a crush

[writeresourceful]

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

[tinychatter-deactivated20131129]

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

[weaselmittens-deactivated201406]

Blood type: $$$

[khemicalvex]

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

[takeonmemp3]

you don’t really know someone until you’ve seen their most used emojis

[ostracizedpoodle]

lol you’re a vegan… so you’ve never had s*x?

[saintsoup]

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad