[clungedestroyer]

[damiencanidae]

You cannot just leave this gem in the tags

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

[ceekari]

the oranges holy shit

[mouthlessmaiden-deactivated-dea]

i’m so sick of sequel and spin-off culture. sometimes stories are just over and that’s ok. there’s nothing more unsatisfying to me than when a story has a complete narrative that works well and then a sequel comes out.

[safetyrat]

go do your civic duty

[kestalsblog]

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[acoolguy]

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

[honeyedsunlight]

And they’re not alone

[weirdness-is-good]

[wizardpotions]

ah yes, the landlord special.

[pavlovadiplomacy]

I'm reminded of this:

[thoughtportal]

[sapropel]

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

[teleostuber]

U got it boss

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

call your girl naruto the way shippuden this dick in her mouth

[finalfantasyvii]

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

[levourdalak]

“Whatever — the soup is getting cold.”

— Last sentence of a mathematical theorem in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebook, 1518 (x)

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[exitwound]

if you want head from that man. drag his ass to the guillotine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wine glasses annoy the bejeezers outta me. "here we made a special fancy cup for you to drink alcohol out of. yes it's more fragile than regular cups. yes a more fragile cup to drink the fermented grape juice known for making people clumsy and uncoordinated."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

introducing champagne glasses, the extra delicate version of wine glasses, with an extra long aka fragile stem, specifically intended for drinking the bubbly juice, aka the juice most known for being put into cups and BANGED TOGETHER in a celebratory toast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes are full of increasingly violent anti-martini-glass sentiment and i respect that

[tsunderrated]

[fergzillar]