terek | 🦞

with nothing really to say | # Trainspotting fan, # Fight Club fan

[soapberryy]

wip im never going to finish

[terrorfaggot]

do you think he even washes his hair like at all

[fiqhtclub]

decided to scroll through some reviews for the invite and thought i should share this one:

#WhatDatMean #IsHeBisexual #LikeCanonically

[real-slime-shady]

blame it on a black star

(MORE fight club x Radiohead…. I can’t be stopped. love this song and scene sm)

[loneily-ghost]

MY HUMBLE REVIEW OF THIS FUCKING INSANE MOVIE.

[torvada]

Wait I deadass thought I posted my t4t soapshipping headcanon.

Where whenever the narrator gets period cramps Tyler (being the great boyfriend that he is) punches him in the stomach repeatedly because “the only pain that you should be feeling is from me” or something equally cringey and deranged.

And I mean I guess it works because the narrator gets so horny he hardly remembers why he’s getting beat up in the first place

Also. They would definitely have messy period sex and be very weird about it.

[97rqtlsms]

Whatever he said about sticking feathers up your butt

[tereunk]

a lot of grease falls on you and your wife has to clean all your clothes

[soapberryy]

narrator in a straitjacket #narratorinastraitjacket

[97rqtlsms]

Marla gets her own power animal/petting a penguin

The sliders

Ferret for Marla's spirit animal

[inglouriousaldo]

Hello

[tall-willows]

my favorite bit from the original fight club script. she's more right than she could ever know

[martyryo]

Onika burger

[soobintxting]

HELP!!!! HELP HELP HIM HE'S TRAPPED IN A BOX HE'S GOING TO DIE THE LOSS OF OXYGEN PER SECOND IS DOUBLING😭😭😭😭MY SWEET NARRATOR NOOOOOO

[martyryo]

i want more furry soapshipping. slams my fork and knives on the table

Hey hey...that table is vintage...behave ☝️

He needs to steal aquire a new fridge to keep his roommate cool. Guys don't chit chat with the fridge open, the ice will spread and trap the narrator penguin in the fridge. Big ice mummy.

[prim42]

[zalvarine]

Hashtag love this woman