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I thought I knew the meaning of pain. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked. | Aroace af | FTM (he/him, they/them) |

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[defectivealtruist]

SHE👏DID👏THAT

[defectivealtruist]

[lenimph]

These tags warm my heart

[jheselbraum]

Bilingual bonus! Sayounara isn’t actually a common goodbye in Japan, despite being a direct translation! More common ways to say goodbye in Japan include itte kimasu (I’m leaving home), or jaa ne (see you). There are plenty of ways to say goodbye in Japan but most have a central theme of “we’ll see each other again.”

Yeah, sayounara doesn’t have that connotation.

The reason it became the way non-native Japanese speakers (mainly English due to the aforementioned direct translation) think a common way to say goodbye in Japan is due in part to the popularity of high-drama Japanese films and anime (think someone saying sayounara as they’re about to push the bad guy out of an airplane, or a final farewell from someone on their death bed). In reality, sayounara is the way you say goodbye in Japan when you aren’t going to or don’t want to ever see the other person ever again.

She’s not just saying goodbye, she’s effectively saying you’ll be dead before we see each other again.

[parakeet]

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

[parakeet]

wjklfjdslkfsdklf

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

I’m glad people can re discover this

[brunhiddensmusings]

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

[zog-agent]

[fleurdulys]

Reverie - Mary Brewster Hazelton

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“‘Window’ is just elvish for ‘Dwarf Access Panel’.”

— The DM, when the dwarf mage tried to break into a shed on a run. 

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

Cute little bumble butt via /r/aww http://bit.ly/2TewBSA

[hdot-mokoriri]

This is the first time I ride bicycle.

自転車に初めて乗ったよ

[yourplayersaidwhat]

We have a Gathlain (Tree Fairy) PC and the player has a small bee hive in his backpack. He is in the process of naming all 5,000 bees.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“So wait, I have wild shape. So does that mean I can turn into a horse, have the party sell me, then later turn back into an elf and walk out of the stables? And we can just repeatedly do this and pocket the profits?”

— Our wood elf druid player, who decided to get creative when funds were running low.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you made $1 every second from birth, you’d be a millionaire in under 2 weeks and a billionaire in your thirties. But unless you live to be 3500 you’ll never be as wealthy as Jeff Bezos.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The world record for the longest ejaculation is 18ft 9in (6m). That day, like 30 people watched a man jerk off in an big empty room and watch his seed fly 18 feet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you cannot sleep because you can’t stop thinking about something it’s like a single program not letting the computer shut down

[historium]

Photo of the assassination of Spanish P.M Luis Carrero Blanco by the Basque separatist group ETA on 20 December 1973.  

The assassination of Prime Minister Luis Carrero Blanco, also known by its code name Operación Ogro (English: Operation Ogre) had far-reaching consequences within the politics of Spain. Admiral Carrero Blanco was assassinated in Madrid by the Basque separatist group ETA on 20 December 1973. The assassination is considered to be the biggest attack against the Francoist State since the end of the Spanish Civil War in 1939.

The death of Carrero Blanco had numerous political implications. By the end of 1973, caudillo Francisco Franco’s physical health had declined significantly, and it epitomizes the final crisis of the Francoist State. After his death, the most conservative sector of the Francoist State, known as the búnker, wanted to influence Franco so that he would choose an ultraconservative as Prime Minister. Finally, he chose Carlos Arias Navarro, who originally announced a partial relaxation of the most rigid aspects of the Francoist State, but would quickly retreat under pressure from the búnker. ETA, on the other hand, consolidated its place as a relevant armed group and would evolve to become one of the main opponents of Francoism.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[historium]

The day sweet rationing ended in Britain, 1953.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]