Noodle Soup

Jake. 26. UK. Writer-type person. Half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder.

[brucebocchi]

[bilf]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Bears are just like, guys

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Me in the bath

[kelbremdusk]

Unrestrained summer fun

[a-fandom-trashdump]

@pictures-of-dogs doggy bath time

[cybergata]

Ride like a Pirate

[transmortifried]

[sagano-moss]

[gomjabbar]

just sent this joke poem about goblins to this girl on okc and was going to follow it up with a message saying “please rate my poem 1-10” but okc changed it so you can only send one message so she’s received this ominous goblin poem without any context

[gomjabbar]

Wow Goblins Are Really Good

They Hide Their Green Faces Under A Hood

They Steal Lots Of Coins To Buy Food

They’ll Never Kidnap Me And Take Me To Their Brood

But Man,

I Wish A Goblin Would

[crowholtz]

slhksklsh fuck i cant plsim sure this has already been posted but i cant fusfsfisgj fucking find it pls just take this

[michigrim]

[liquidlightandrunningtrees]

Pratchett went back to older throwaway jokes (like dwarves being apparently unisex) and used them as metaphors to discuss social change, racial assimilation, and other complex issues, while reexamining the species he’d thrown in at the margins of his world simply because they existed at the margins of every other fantasy universe. If goblins and orcs and trolls could think, then why were they always just there to be slaughtered by the heroes? And if the heroes slaughtered sentient beings en masse, how heroic exactly were they? It was a long overdue start on redressing issues long swept under the rug by a parade of Tolkien successors who never thought of anyone green and slimy as anything but a notch on the protagonist’s sword, and much of the urgency in Pratchett’s last few books seemed to be related to them. ‘There’s only one true evil in the world,’ he said through his characters. ‘And that’s treating people like they were things.’ And in the last of his ‘grown-up’ Discworld books, that idea is shouted with the ferocity of those who have only a few words left and want to make them count. Goblins are people. Golems are people. Dwarves are people, and they do not become any less people because they decide to go by the gender they know themselves to be instead of the one society forces on them. Even trains might be people, and you’ll never know one way or the other unless you ask them, because treating someone like they’re a person and not a thing should be your default. And the only people who cling to tradition at the expense of real people are sad, angry dwellers in the darkness who don’t even understand how pathetic they are, clutching and grasping at the things they remember without ever understanding that the world was never that simple to begin with. The future is bright, it is shining, and it belongs to everyone.

John Seavey, The Evolution of the Disc (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)

[goodbirb]

being able to see griffin physically throw his head back and keel over in laughter through vr is the best thing about vr [src]

[essence-of-armbarring]

the anime industry owes me $5 for every time its taken a fun interesting concept and ruined it with That Fuckshit™

[theunemployedrogue]

[henantier]

I love Oblivion so much

[aegyo-shinee]

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

[amehtanas]

UNMUTE THIS

[daddyslittledefect]

I literally showed this to my uncle yesterday and he was so offended that they cut it out

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[everydaylouie]

🦇 vampire science w/ griffin 🦇

[omocat]

it’s the holidays again! that means it’s time for… OMOCAT’S 4TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY four giveaways held through each of the OMOCAT social media accounts!! – RULES: - reblog the OMOCAT HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY 2017 post on the OMOCAT Tumblr page. - one winner will be randomly chosen on December 8th. - if you are chosen, you will be notified using Tumblr Private Message, and must reply back within 24 hours. if you do not reply in time, we will randomly choose another winner. once confirmed, you will be prompted to e-mail us your address and the design/product of your choice! this giveaway is open to all USA and International residents. you do not have to be following OMOCAT on any of the above social media channels to participate in the giveaway, but it would be greatly appreciated! 

entrants may participate in all giveaways, but can only win once.  limit one entry per social media channel. 

thank you all for another amazing year. happy holidays!!

[omocat]

last day to enter!

[cosu-teeth]

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)