i eat stickers all the time dude

.........28 y/o professional goddamn idiot......... I primarily post shitty memes, Jojo, IASIP, Star Wars, and sometimes even some artwork (in that exact order)

[canni8al]

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[thatdykepunkslut]

Sodomy

[anarchafemme]

Sodomy

[jjeessuuss]

Sodomy

[arsnof]

Weed then sodomy

[mr-ribbit]

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

[frankiedotbiz]

funniest oopsie in fallout 4 is whoever made this signed baseball just googled random signatures and slapped them onto the ball asset and called it a day.

this club penguin character is canon to the fallout universe.

[chthonicillness]

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

[chthonicillness]

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

[onenicebugperday]

why not

[marinememes]

Why not

[teaboot]

Why not

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[ruinedchildhood]

[yuck97]

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

[yuck97]

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

[kosmogrl]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[sacred-portal]

[soup-mother]

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

[soup-mother]

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

[leviathan-supersystem]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

[leviathan-supersystem]

happy 10 year anniversary!

[august--and-everything-after]

[headspace-hotel]

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[scientistman]

[whiterace-deactivated20250501]

[important-animal-images]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

look in this little man's eyes you know he's earned it