Stage 7 Brain Rot

It's bad

[spidey-official]

in this economy, choosing the restaurant to eat at is harder than buying a house. this is attributed to the fact that you will not be buying a house

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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[count-pudding]

gwainey

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[comicpolls]

Favourite Platonic Duo: Round One Match Twenty-Nine of Sixty-Four

Johnny Storm (Human Torch) & Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Stephanie Brown (Batgirl/Spoiler/Robin) & Barbara Gordon (Oracle/Batgirl)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[limbel]

fair to assume no one's having a particularly good time

bodyswap for @morgwenmicrofic

[beybuniki]

very sloppy but kevin and claire should have met i feel so sick!!!!!!!!!

[catchymemes]

[waterloggedgarden]

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

[karl-von-moor-official]

poem inspired by this rock and also by @two-bees-poetry

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[alsornaaredhel]

King of Camelot is dead. RIP Uther Pendragon

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[bracketsandunderscores]

life so hard i have to pull out the homemade lock in poster i crafted for myself because i am clinically insane and i cant do anything without mash

[gulyas069]

[gulyas069]

hmmm

[lovehael]

One of their last Tweets before the account got suspended:

With an update since getting it back:

[toriel-2]

unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as "kirking" is just genuinely funny

[super-metroid]

you could say its kirkuinely funny

[cynnafemthetransbianloser]

for legal reasons you never saw me rb this

[super-metroid]

he's already dead, what are they gonna arrest you for

[thememedaddy]

[monstertsunami]

i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it