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@terrenceburgthebug
1-800-ARE-YOU-SIPPIN?
yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do
same-thing-every-day gimmick accounts as a form of absurdist art
same-thing-every-day
gimmick accounts as a form
of absurdist art
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have a theory about DanAndPhilGames. There are no new episodes because they logged out of the account and neither of them remember the password.
great news
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!
I FUCKING KNEW D&PGAMES WOULD BE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Only 30 days until Good Omens season 2!
Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
I'm scheduling this so I can remember to start planning my novel.
Announcement:
So. After a lot of careful thought and discussion wit my father and brothers, I have decided to join the family business.
What one?
The Wayne family business
So not the…extra curricular one?
How many businesses do you think the Wayne family has?
Several.
True. But they’re all under Wayne Enterprises, no?
Nope. I actually tracked some stuff down and there is only one that ISN’T apart of Wayne Enterprises.
It will be a cold day in hell before I work in WE
In the bible, Hell is described as being rather cold.
My personal hell is where your home is set on fire and your father is found dead on the streets 🤷♀️
My father disowned me and I live with your nephew. In the future.
Announcement:
So. After a lot of careful thought and discussion wit my father and brothers, I have decided to join the family business.
What one?
The Wayne family business
So not the…extra curricular one?
How many businesses do you think the Wayne family has?
Several.
True. But they’re all under Wayne Enterprises, no?
Nope. I actually tracked some stuff down and there is only one that ISN’T apart of Wayne Enterprises.
It will be a cold day in hell before I work in WE
In the bible, Hell is described as being rather cold.
Announcement:
So. After a lot of careful thought and discussion wit my father and brothers, I have decided to join the family business.
What one?
The Wayne family business
So not the…extra curricular one?
How many businesses do you think the Wayne family has?
Several.
True. But they’re all under Wayne Enterprises, no?
Nope. I actually tracked some stuff down and there is only one that ISN'T apart of Wayne Enterprises.
locusimperium:
A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.
Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!
Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).
The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.
I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:
GO. MAKE THESE !!!!
One of the saddest days of my life was when my school library got rid of The Amazing Book is Not on Fire
Do you guys think Dan and Phil will pay the $8 to keep the verification tick?
roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses
Say that to Noel, Ocean, Penny, Constance, Mischa and Ricky
@addison-wayne-al-ghul hey, last time you were here you were talking about Warren acting weird, do you think you could please text him and ask him if he is okay? He isn't answering my texts and I'm worried
I know who the Batman is.
Oh, about time
Bet you 100 $ she will say Batman is Clark Kent
Don’t bet on me 😤 but also, why do you think I think Clark Kent is Batman?
A lot of people think Clark is Batman anywaye who do you think Batman is ? I swear if you say Hall Jordan
I have no idea who Hal Jordan is
but why Clark Kent? What’s the line of reasoning behind that logic?
It doesn’t matter who Hal Jordan is,can you please tell me who do you think batman is?
You might not believe me. Timothy didn’t
Father ? Do you think it’s father ?
why is that your next logical conclusion after Clark Kent
butyesithink’spapa
Clark Kent isn't Batman.
Happy (belated) birthday @warren-wayne-kyle !!!!!!!!
okay but like. does anyone talk to the dad side of the family??
