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dork side of the mono

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god i want to make a 1pc sideblog. maybe i'll cannibalize this one, no followers, just cringe rambling, i can delete everything and post my memes charts screenshots and theories here huuuuuuhhh... i have CONTENT

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if i had a cent for everytime i told someone i was asexual and they replied "no you're not, you're a [insert insult of your choice here, loser/incel/lame/failure] i'd have 3 cents. which is not a lot, but a lot more than i'd personally prefer :')

it's only three because i tried to have this convo with three people IRL. (Strange enough online friends never replied with this bullshit, and im infinitely thankful for them)

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had to start a diet immediately because of a health condition, reading the list of what i'm not allowed to eat and it goes like "alcohol, cheese, bread..." yeah that's the. fucking order. i consumed all these

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1pc is an infinite source of entertainment and it's like having a free pass at the cheese shop for life

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i was moaning about no work, now i have some and i fucking hate it

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You know shipping is real when you open an Excel doc to organize your ship thoughts

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Never thought I'd miss my local graphic design clientele:

"We need this rollup ASAP, the deadline was actually yesterday."

Your renditions were nice but I had a better idea come to me in my dream, can you make this print-ready "*hands over terrible clipart with comic sans in a word.doc*

"Thank you for all these logo ideas, now we know what we DON'T want. (Because we didn't have any ideas nor a brief in advance)"

"I know the space is small on the brochure but can you fit this little text in somewhere?" *hands over 10k words of text*

when client's feedback was "Gutenberg is rolling in his grave" without actually saying what their problem was and I edited their shitty presentation in record fucking time

I actually miss them! Come back guys!!!

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the  fucking surreal dream i had........  the andalusian dog is a joyride in comparison. (thankfully) i only remember only two scenes, 1: removing a tick from my dad’s bald head while he was on the phone, which grew into a size of a football while i was screwing it out, when i removed it i showed him the giant ass balloon of a tick and he kept talking on the phone like ‘ok’ 2: i witnessed a sheep jumping off of a high bridge into its death - THIS HAPPENED TWICE BTW im not even doing drugs why do these freaking weird dreams frequent me.  felt like an absolute shit all day bc the whole thing just upset me

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i have to design logo for a portable toilet & they want a mockup of it and i know nothing about this object????  i’m becoming a career-dropout in 3... 2...

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to the client that didn’t add any constructive criticism, just a mere mean commentary at the end of my pdf, fuck you today in particular! 

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“Go big or go home!” - I’ve been home for 3 years lmao

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is it going to be a fucktober or a sucktober, we shall see will update once i find out

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I like less popular words like splendid or superb. Wish I could compliment someone with such words IRL. 

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the amount of calm that washes over me

whenever i draw a nipple

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😳😳😳

when you’re at the hairdresser and they accidentally start choking you 

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finally got my anxiety meds that i couldn’t obtain because of anxiety in the first place