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BAKUGOU KATSUKI, 11:59 PM
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"y'gonna spend new years with y/n, bakugou?" kirishima asks bakugou.
"yeah"
"mann, I wish I had someone to kiss during new years" denki whines. a pout reaching his lips.
ah right the new years kiss.
it's a week before the new years and it totally slipped out of bakugou's mind. thank god the little gathering with the bakusquad reminded him about it.
you and bakugou have both been dating for a few years now, yet every year he gets nervous for the new years kiss. he would get himself mentally prepared, days before new years eve. heck, even maps out the scenarios in his head, a day before. just thinking about in general erupts butterflies to flutter in this stomach.
see, this particular moment in this time of year is special to him. it let's him know that you've both gone through the whole year together. despite the ups and downs, the fights and argues, you still stuck with him. he has no idea why you do, but he's not definitely complaining.
yes, he thinks of every possible scenario that could happen, but oh boy I tell ya, when the real thing happens, he's lost.
that's how he found himself at the moment.
where suddenly the things he told himself to do for this special moment, all went out the window. because as the countdown to the new year begins, he starts panicking.
"5!"
he turns to you
"4!"
he admires your profile. your face all happy and excited, skin kissed with the different colors and hues of the festive lights surrounding you.
"3!"
time slows down as if he was in a movie. he takes a deep breath, calming himself.
"2!"
you face him with a wide smile, eyes smiling along with it. he reaches his hands to cup your cheeks. ears flushed into a bright pink.
"1!"
then, he kisses you. soft and passionate, filled with all the love he could give.
seconds later, you pulled away. forehead touching, sharing little giggles to yourselves.
it was all sweet really. he's in love with the moment and will forever continue to love every passing moment with you.
"I love you katsuki, happy new year" you smile
"I love you too dumbass, happy new year babe"
i saw a post about mc stealing beel's shirts and ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, Iβm officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when opβs reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because itβs funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k
IMPORTANT
Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
Anyway rip to anyone who follows all 15 of my sideblogs that I just reblogged this to.
he would never admit it, but tsukishima has always been affectionate.
no, he wouldnβt even utter the words even if hell froze over this very second. but as he sits at the edge of your shared bed, he canβt help but pull your standing form closer to him.
the feeling of your fingers combing through his blonde locks as he rests his head on your abdomen slowly breaks down all his walls, relishing in the warmth of your body as you mumble on about your day. the slender hands on your waist wrap around your waist in an attempt to bring you even closer. you chuckle at the feeling, at tsukki. moving your hands from his hair to cup his face, you finally get a good look at him.
he was tired, you noted. the slight red color in the whites of his eyes telling you all you needed to know. he looked cute.
and he looked even cuter as he leaned in to plant a soft peck on your stomach. a smile graces your οΏΌface as the action tickles you a little. as he plants more and more kisses, you canβt help but let out a hearty laugh.
because whether he admitted it or not, tsukishima has been and will always be affectionate.
you get jealous of a managerΒ
relationship: osamu x f!readerΒ
content/warnings: jealousy, angst, self-doubt, osamu is kinda toxic here ngl but he makes up for it, fluffΒ
summary: you get jealous of a managerΒ
notes: happy birthday, osamu!Β
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atsumu & matsukawaβs part | daichiβs part | bokutoβs part | kurooβs part
Everyone always thought that Atsumu was the more emotionally constipated twin, but it was actually Osamu.Β
You were friends for a while, still are, but every single day you feel like youβre tiptoeing that line that crosses into lovers instead.Β
Ever since you woke up one day and realised that you were in love with Osamu, and have been for a while, you were hoping that one day he would do the same too.Β
It was one of those days where the MSBY team were coming to Miya Onigiri, itβs been a tradition since Atsumu joined the team and Osamu opened up his shop.Β
It usually consisted of the team in their post workout gear, tired off their feet and just wanting to fill their empty stomachs.Β
Ordering an amount of onigiri that would feed an entire nation for one feeding
You would have never thought that you would be surrounded almost daily by gigantic athletic men, but here you are.Β
There was something that changed though. An unfamiliar face followed the team. The new person, you assumed, was the new temporary manager for MSBY.Β
She was spritely and nice, introducing herself to youΒ
Then she saw Osamu.Β
Appearing from the kitchen, you could basically see the hearts form in her eyes. Watching as they made eye contact, watching as he gave her the smile that you hoped to be at the end of one day.Β
Despondently, you watched as Osamu subtly (but not subtle enough for you) talk to the new manager. You watched as he continued smiling at her, handing her the onigiri.Β
Your heart began to hurt as you watched her giggle at whatever he said, turning around, you faced the bench.Β Β
Gulping, you forced out a smile as you saw Sakusa and Hinata making their way to you.Β
βIs everything okay, (Y/N)-san?β Noticing your look, Sakusa asked as he wiped the table with his wipes.Β
βFine, just tired,β you replied, and then turning to Hinata, βhow was practice?β
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Inspired by this ask I just got!
The tweet: βIβm in the library and thereβs a bf helping his gf study and Iβve been overhearing parts of their conversation for the last hour and he just said βBabe, Iβm gonna be honest with you. Youβre going to fail this test, I love you, but thereβs nothing we can do about it nowββ
βYouβre a lost cause.β
That earns him a loud smack on the chest.
βDonβt be mean,β your voice is oddly malicious and it throws Tsukishima off. βIβm trying!β
βI know,β he shuts your notebook lightly, careful to move your hands away. He takes them into his own, his rough fingertips stroking your knuckles. βBut youβre probably gonna fail. Letβs just go do something else.β
βNo.β
Youβre stubborn, heβll give you that. Youβve been studying relentlessly for the past week, yet nothing seems to stick in your head. Heβs been helping you for five out of those seven days and each day itβs getting harder.
For him. Itβs harder for him to hear you whine in confusion.
βBaby,β heβs tricking you. Manipulating you. He knows how much you love hearing that word fall from his lips.
βThatβs gaslighting. Youβre gaslighting me.β
βYou donβt know the meaning of that word, baby.β
βThatβs also gaslighting!β
You drop your head on the table, but instead of the harsh impact of the wooden table you were hoping for, you get a forehead-full of Tsukishimaβs palm. (How fast are his reflexes? How was he able to move his hand fast enough to cushion your fall?)
βDonβt damage your brain even more,β he laughs, and you know one of his rude, mean, and severely unfunny jokes are on the tip of his tongue. βCanβt have my baby get even dumber.β
βNow youβre just being rude.β
He places his head on the table to be level with you. Heβs looking you in your eyes, a smirk on his lips, and it feels as if youβre falling in love all over again.
βCan I kiss you?β He asks, so politely and so lovingly.
βNo. Youβre an asshole and youβre mean and youβre the worst tutor and boyfriend ever.β
βOkay, I wonβt kiss you,β you smile in victory, βbut can I at least take you out tonight?β
You want to say noβyou practically yearn toβbut with that sultry look in his eyes, you canβt find it in yourself to say no.
βOn one condition,β you push up from your position on the table.β
βIβm all yours,β he follows your actions soon after.
βIf I get three kisses.β
He rolls his eyes. One kiss is placed on your forehead, the other on your nose, and lastly, one on your lips. Itβs soft and sweet, but he leads it the whole way. A hand at the back of your head, his other wrapped tightly around your waistβhe has you hooked.
He pulls away and strokes your cheeks with the backs of his thumbs.
βHave you given up yet?β
You nod, nice and slow, still drunk on his kisses.
βThen Iβll take you out, baby.β
"you're going out again," you say, and your roommate, kuroo, laughs a little.
"i am," he replies, reaching for his shoes. "that's allowed, right? you didn't write up that bedtime rule just yet?"
it's allowed and there's not really a bedtime rule, but for some reason, you kind of want him home. call it selfishness or jealousy or whatever, but, recently, there's been a little ball that forms in the pit of your stomach every time he walks out the door after 11 PM.
"no, no it's still in revision. i think i'll have it ready next week." you grin, a little halfheartedly you'll admit. "it'll be on the fridge when it's done."
and he laughs, "thank god. we need a little structure around here. if you haven't noticed you're an animal."
you could hit him, you think, just for a moment.
"ah of course, because i'm the one who has weird midnight escapades, right?"
"right," he says, tugging his lip between his teeth. "gotta do anything i can to keep you contained."
kuroo pulls his shoe onto his foot and, as he searches for his wallet, you find yourself inching your way towards the front door. you're not really sure what your big plan is here, but, for some reason, body blocking seems like a great startβat least for the moment, anyway.
mammon listens to bruno mars. he likes listening to 'grenade' and 'just the way you are' when he thinks of mc, and his personal faves are 'runaway baby' and 'thats what i like'. you cant convince me OTHERWISE .
i got too silly
*During a play*
Lucifer, staring deeply into MCβs eyes: Your my one true love. my one true everything.
Mammon, jealously folding arms: βYoUr My OnE tRuE lOvE. mY oNe TrUe EvErYtHiNg.β
"Uhh...Kita-san. What're ya doin?"
"Studying."
The twins exchange a look as their captain flips between flash cards. "Well, yeah we can see that," replies Osamu.
Atsumu tries to disguise a laugh for clearing his throat. "We meant what's with the..." He waves a hand then elbows his twin.
"Y'know the-the... Why're ya just sitting there with-"
"They want to know," Suna cuts in as he walks up, "why you're just sitting there with someone asleep on you."
As if on cue you let out a small snore and shift, adjusting against his shoulder.
"Hm?" Kita looks up as if he hadn't heard the question. At their mixed reactions he quirks his brow. "Is there a problem?"
Atsumu gapes, offended. "Yeah there's a problem! Ya caught me yawning once in school and made me run laps at practice!"
"Made me do extra serves when you walked by and saw my head down on my desk" grumbles Suna.
Kita gives them a warning look. "Lower your voices, we're in the library."
Atsumu's jaw drops in exasperation but Osamu quietly points out "yer avoidin' the point captain!"
"The point I'm hearing is you're all athletes on my team who shouldn't be sleeping in school." He turns back to his cards. "I'm not responsible for a classmate who's not on my team."
There's a poignant pause and then the atmosphere around them shifts.
"Oho..." Atsumu gives a low chuckle. "Ya hear what I'm hearin' 'Samu?"
Kita's eyes flash up knowing Atsumu's playful tone well.
"I think so 'Tsumu. Sounds like our cap here's making an exception," Osamu murmurs slyly and Atsumu smirks.
Kita doesn't like the direction this is headed.
"Sounds like there's only one beauty he doesn't mind sleepin',"
"When it's on him," Osamu crosses his arms as his twin leans on his shoulder.
"I think the three of you have somewhere else to be," warns Kita and Atsumu grins like the Cheshire cat.
Click
Kita's eyes flick to Suna who's inspecting his phone. He nods in satisfaction and slips the phone away.
"See ya later cap," the middle blocker says as he smoothly slips away.
"Suna, get back here right now," Kita demands, urgent and low but his kouhai simply smirks back over his shoulder.
"Sorry, I've got somewhere else to be."
The twins scurry off after him giggling deviously as they realize Kita won't want to chase after them and disturb you.
He exhales slowly, recentering himself with a reminder that they'll have to show up to practice later.
For now he goes back to his flash cards.
He softly flicks through them as you stir, he freezes, but you only shift to lean more of your weight against him.
Kita smiles.
Maybe he won't punish them as hard if Suna sends him that picture.
"WHAT?!"
"MC, how the FUCK do you have that many blessings?" Solomon yelled, quickly glancing at you before looking around frantically for a book he'd left on his desk.
The Purgatory Hall bros had been looking into your spiritual energy for "educational purposes" when Solomon had discovered something very alarming.
"Solomon, language." Simeon warned. "MC, have you been in contact with anyone from the Celestial Realm recently?"
"Uhhhh no...?" You stared at the two, unable to grasp the gravity of the situation. Growing slightly frustrated, you whined, "If it's not that big of a deal, can we hurry up? I'm going to go to Ristorante Six with Lucifer after this and I don't want to be late."
"Simeon, I think we have a problem here...
Random weird sibling head canons for the brothers
- laundry mixups are normal. Sometimes it leads to a full on fight. Sometimes Lucifer accidentally puts on Asmo's jeans that have juicy bedazzled on the ass pockets.
- Beel has the biggest hoodies and T-shirts so those are prime game for getting stolen by Belphie and Asmo as night shirts.
- Lucifer can't take a shit in peace. So you know when your mom is in the bathroom and you either stand outside the door or barge in to ask a stupid question? Yeah that's everybody. This isn't even new Lucifer hasn't know peace since Mammon could walk.
- when Mammon takes a shower it's also normal for Levi to scream at Mammon from outside the bathroom door demanding his fucking money back.
- the bathroom has the weirdest shit in it so these demons can take proper care of their demon forms. I can't think of anything rn besides Belphie uses horse shampoo
- stealing food off each other's fucking plates sharing food. This is expected from Beel but everyone does it especially when take out is ordered. You ever seen seven grown ass men picking at each other's plates at a restaurant?
- sharing drinks is normal too. Nobody even asks for permission it's always "gimie a sip" and who ever just grabs the fucking cup
- when someone gets sick it goes through the whole ass house. Doesn't help that almost everyone hates being left alone when sick.
- Beel has a hard time sleeping by himself. He's always been like that even before the fall. Pretty sure it's a twin thing? When Belphie was in the attic he had a really hard time staying asleep.
- speaking of the twins the stories about them as little kids are the second wildest (#1 is Satan by a very large lead)
- when Levi's social clock is low but he feels lonely he goes to one of his brothers rooms and quietly plays a hand held or mobile game while whatever brother does his own thing. Typically he goes to Lucifer, Satan or Asmo's rooms those three are the quietest depending on the time of day.
- Lucifer is literally so fucked up from so many things happening to his family. When any of his younger siblings are out the house he's quietly freaking out. Bonus points of he can't get ahold of them.
- Satan's embarrassing baby photos are framed and scattered around the house. One in particular is a cursed oil painting that makes you feel his violent toddler wrath if looked at too long. Asmo thinks it's the cutest shit. Mammon and Levi agreed Satan's expression looks like a old woman's angry purse dog.
- Satan and Levi watch obscure deep dives on YouTube about random topics.
- Satan and Levi's interests have collided on multiple occasions especially involving fandom shit. Sometimes a book gets a game or manga/comic adaptation and Satan's interested or a new detective game is out and Levi knows it's something Satan would like. Sometimes they larp while playing detective video/board games together.
- there's those tiny spikes that keep birds away on certain areas in the house to make sure Belphie doesn't find a way up there to sleep.
- very rarely Levi and Asmo will get into a heated verbal argument about some stupid thing. Asmo is talking like a high school mean girl, Levi is screaming in however way a chronically online otaku would and poor Lucifer is standing there listening to this shit like π§ because he doesn't even understand half this shit. Sometimes Luci asks Mammon if he even wants to know what the fuck half these words mean. The answers is usually no.
- if the couch is full Belphie will just lay across everybody who's already sitting down. Nobody cares.
- Once Beel, Levi and Mammon fought over a bag of hot Cheetos the bag ripped and got everywhere. Mammon and Levi continued to fight while Beel ate the Cheetos off the couch. They all made up less than a hour later.
- nobody in this fucking house knocks. NOBODY that is why everyone enchants their doors.
- I'd say the names of everyone who just walks into each other's room and does their own thing but that's most of them so the ones that won't are Beel and Lucifer. Nobody else knows what privacy is even when they themself demands it (Levi I'm talking about Levi)
- there's teeth marks in some of the doorways of the HoL some are from when Satan was teething some are from Beel on a normal Tuesday.
- marketable plushies are sold of brothers. All the proceeds go to fixing Mammon's dept. These things have been in production for thousands of years but at least it keeps the dept collectors away.
- Levi tracks down ugly bootlegs of the plushies and gives them to his brothers on holidays.
- Mammon made some bootlegs of the marketable plushies and got really sad when Levi gave one back to him and called it ugly :(
The canon dynamic between MC & the brothers (+ other characters) is great because instead of a "just some guy" human getting freaked out by the otherness of their supernatural companions, it's them being completely nonplussed while said supernatural companions are increasingly freaked out by how fucking weird this human is
Mammon said he could be killed or whatever by Lucifer and comeback after some million years and MC didn't even blink a fucking eye. They didn't even comment on it? Just continued to antagonise him until he did what they wanted? And this was in S1 before they were even friends, they'd probably known each other for a week at most
Meanwhile the increasing distress at MC's 'guess this is my life now/guess I'll just die' attitude is hilarious
The number of times one of the brothers have had to jump in during main story and event canon to say some variation of 'how are you okay with this!?' , 'don't just lay there and accept your death!' and just purely; 'NO!' is God tier
Anyway if Mammon's hair wasn't fully white it would have been by the end of season 1
BAKUGOU KATSUKI, 11:59 PM
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"y'gonna spend new years with y/n, bakugou?" kirishima asks bakugou.
"yeah"
"mann, I wish I had someone to kiss during new years" denki whines. a pout reaching his lips.
ah right the new years kiss.
it's a week before the new years and it totally slipped out of bakugou's mind. thank god the little gathering with the bakusquad reminded him about it.
you and bakugou have both been dating for a few years now, yet every year he gets nervous for the new years kiss. he would get himself mentally prepared, days before new years eve. heck, even maps out the scenarios in his head, a day before. just thinking about in general erupts butterflies to flutter in this stomach.
see, this particular moment in this time of year is special to him. it let's him know that you've both gone through the whole year together. despite the ups and downs, the fights and argues, you still stuck with him. he has no idea why you do, but he's not definitely complaining.
yes, he thinks of every possible scenario that could happen, but oh boy I tell ya, when the real thing happens, he's lost.
that's how he found himself at the moment.
where suddenly the things he told himself to do for this special moment, all went out the window. because as the countdown to the new year begins, he starts panicking.
"5!"
he turns to you
"4!"
he admires your profile. your face all happy and excited, skin kissed with the different colors and hues of the festive lights surrounding you.
"3!"
time slows down as if he was in a movie. he takes a deep breath, calming himself.
"2!"
you face him with a wide smile, eyes smiling along with it. he reaches his hands to cup your cheeks. ears flushed into a bright pink.
"1!"
then, he kisses you. soft and passionate, filled with all the love he could give.
seconds later, you pulled away. forehead touching, sharing little giggles to yourselves.
it was all sweet really. he's in love with the moment and will forever continue to love every passing moment with you.
"I love you katsuki, happy new year" you smile
"I love you too dumbass, happy new year babe"
just bakugou katsuki things
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what if I told you, the oh so tough bakugou katsuki, was a softie in text. like, hear me out. in real life, when you're around him, he's all furrowed brows and glares but in chat he's completely different. or atleast, different to you.
the last thing you expected him to say was shit like 'youre so fucking cute', or 'youre my pretty fuckin baby <3'. you know damn well he'd never say things like this in public. and learning that he was only like this to you made your heart swell.
he gives you never ending praise in texts, says random I love you's, asks you the most random questions. it's incredibly cute how clingy he can be sometimes. and of course, in real life, he's more show than talk. you've always loved him this way. and he'll be forever grateful for it
part 2