tobiascarmichael:
âThe last thing I want is a miniature me.â
âWell why do you want a girl?â

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@tessacarmichael
tobiascarmichael:
âThe last thing I want is a miniature me.â
âWell why do you want a girl?â
tobiascarmichael:
âWhy do you want a boy?â
âI think thatâs fairly obvious, Tobias. The idea of a miniature you is all Iâve ever thought about.â
tobiascarmichael:
âI want a girl. I hope we have a girl.â
âFunny you say that because I hope we have a boy.â
tobiascarmichael:
âTessa. i said no.â
â--Okay.â
tobiascarmichael:
âNo. Why would I ever want you to do that. Iâm the killer. Youâre not.â
âI know you donât want kids, babe. Too afraid youâre going to turn out like your father so Iâll do it. We wouldnât be in this situation if I hadnât been dumb and forgot.â
tobiascarmichael:
âIâm in a fucking nightmare.â
âI donât know what else to say, Tobias. I fucked up obviously. If you know--- you want me to I will.â
tobiascarmichael:
âSince when did I start using condoms? Youâre the one thatâs supposed to be on the fucking pill.â
âI missed one pill and I end up knocked up, not like we ever planned on having kids.â
tobiascarmichael:
âHowâd you let yourself get pregnant?â
âHowâd you not remember to put a fuckinâ condom on? Donât fuckinâ start with me, Tobias.â
tobiascarmichael:
âYeah, but youâre joking this time, right?â
âWish I was but Iâm not.â
tobiascarmichael:
âIâm completely convinced youâre joking right now.â
âYou should know me good enough to know I wouldnât joke about something like this.â
â---- Oh good, youâre sitting down for this. So do you remember about that time about two months ago when we got a little wild in your office? Â Well I went to the doctor today because I havenât been feeling well and realized I missed my period last month and guess what, turns out you knocked me up.â
âWhere did you live before we moved here again?â
âIâm surprised you donât remember, the Bronx. Only place I could afford when I first moved here.â
âI swear youâd think youâre from the Bronx with how you talk sometimes.â
âLived here long enough, sounding like Iâm from New York period was bound to happen.â
âItâs funny âcause they were just talking to me and I had to nearly drag you outta there by your talons.â
âThey wasnât just talking to you, I saw the way she was looking at you. Like she was stalkinâ her prey. Ainât my fault you hire problematic girls who I have to teach a lesson to when they step out of line. You ainât never said anything before.â