tessacarmichael:
“I think that’s fairly obvious, Tobias. The idea of a miniature you is all I’ve ever thought about.”
“The last thing I want is a miniature me.”

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tessacarmichael:
“I think that’s fairly obvious, Tobias. The idea of a miniature you is all I’ve ever thought about.”
“The last thing I want is a miniature me.”
tessacarmichael:
“Funny you say that because I hope we have a boy.”
“Why do you want a boy?”
tessacarmichael:
“–Okay.”
“I want a girl. I hope we have a girl.”
tessacarmichael:
“I know you don’t want kids, babe. Too afraid you’re going to turn out like your father so I’ll do it. We wouldn’t be in this situation if I hadn’t been dumb and forgot.”
“Tessa. i said no.”
tessacarmichael:
“I don’t know what else to say, Tobias. I fucked up obviously. If you know— you want me to I will.”
“No. Why would I ever want you to do that. I’m the killer. You’re not.”
tessacarmichael:
“I missed one pill and I end up knocked up, not like we ever planned on having kids.”
“I’m in a fucking nightmare.”
tessacarmichael:
“How’d you not remember to put a fuckin’ condom on? Don’t fuckin’ start with me, Tobias.”
“Since when did I start using condoms? You’re the one that’s supposed to be on the fucking pill.”
flawlessgentlemen:
Because I’m always away, coming home to a clean house means a lot to me. Trust me, I’ve lived with a lot of roommates, and straight guys are just kids who don’t pick up after themselves.
tessacarmichael:
“Wish I was but I’m not.”
“How’d you let yourself get pregnant?”
tessacarmichael:
“You should know me good enough to know I wouldn’t joke about something like this.”
“Yeah, but you’re joking this time, right?”