Tess Tickles Testicles

ballsack torture enthusiast I poop once a day. Bitches with horrible digestive systems envy me, people with testicles fear me.

[cryptidjeepers]

seeing 12th doctor fans trashing 13.... let's all hold hands and be fandom pariahs together... peace and love....

[podcast-official]

bill is so funny to me. like clara knew what genre she was in but bill? homegirl is clearly living in an indie coming-of-age queer college movie and the doctor keeps trying to get her to help him defeat horrors. she's got an essay to write. girls to kiss. she doesn't have time for this shit man.

[aghataofedenia]

He is so perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lexintothenex]

tintin as a character is so great. he's the most well-mannered and polite man you've ever met. he's also shot multiple people and been framed for drug smuggling and terrorism. he's participated in anti-government revolutions more than once. also he looks like this.

[gender-luster]

my cw rotted brain hoping to see harrison wells anytime star labs shows up even tho he's a flash (2014) original character and there's really no reason dc would include him in their other non cw content

[tariqah]

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

[tariqah]

Eid Mubarak…

[tesstickles]

Everytime I go to my parents house (especially when my sister is there) I'm reminded how worthless and unloveable am lol but that's not even true??? I am kind and honest and talented and hardworking and reasonably intelligent and my friends love me and my boyfriend worships me and my peers respect me and love hanging out with me so like wtf is wrong with my family?

[tesstickles]

I'm such a hopeless romantic, I saw a man carve a rocking bed in a shape of a swan for his baby, and a pair of hands in a handfasting ceremony, so I wept as your face materialises in my head.

[tesstickles]

I'll be your wife in our next life

[falsedetective]

had a dream biden lost re-election, disappeared from politics, and then gave a critically panned performance as the bishop in a touring production of les mis

[inmarbleimmobility]

sorry @secretmellowblog your tags were too good not to immortalize

[shiningnorthernlights]

they really took everything from me. everything being natasha, pierre & the great comet of 1812.

[firefliesandfuckery]

bitches hear “the memory hurts but does me no harm” and go apeshit

[solassitudes]

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

[ofgeography]

[markvomit]

Mark Vomit (2020)

[dragkingandreweldritch]

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

[crazy-brazilian]

[expatesque]

This is the best take.

[squidbroom]

hate when a bathroom says flush toilet paper only like damn i cant even shit in here