All The Good T Puns Were Taken

Icon by @/slasherbaby 18+ only, I will check TERFS, bigots, assholes DNI Some lonely trans dude’s random thoughts

[testosterone-textposts]

Uh pinned post speedrun let’s go.

Call me Crash, he/they, 18+

Your average horny asexual on a steroid hormone

Transmasc on T for 4 years+ and post top surgery 24 months+

Please do not interact if you are under 18. Better yet block me. Here’s why

This blog is just an outlet for my own frustrations, thoughts, questions I have regarding being transmasc on T. I will likely get a lil horny cuz I have no other outlet. I will tag those posts as #horny thoughts along with other nsfw tags if you don’t wanna see. Please do NOT send unsolicited nsfw content to me. You will be blocked.

Original text posts will be tagged #t-text

I won’t tag reblogs unless I’m commenting about it. If I need to tag something just let me know politely.

Uh yeah. I’ll prolly update this as I post more and update tags. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[makemeafag]

Hips looking crazy grabbable tn

[faggibal]

happy pride everyone, who wants to celebrate it with me by having nasty t4t gay sex and stuffing a strap so deep into my holes i forget how to speak

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

i don't think i'll ever forget when the boys' PE teacher so casually prompted me to join the other lads. there were no bells and whistles or some big grand gesture making a massive deal. he tret me like he would any other young lad. school was rough for me (like with most queer kids), so moments like these really shine. cheers, sir 🫡

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[unusual-dolls]

huh

[puffinmaster246]

[yay855]

Let’s go over some things, shall we?

Jenny was originally designed to be a shape-shifting superhero; her “pigtails” are rocket thrusters, and her entire body can morph and shift to create weapons. Given her standard appearance is more to look like a humanoid girl, it seems reasonable that that’s an appearance she chose, rather than her default, especially because we know she can modify her appearance however she likes, albeit restricted to her two base colors unless she gets a new paint-job.

Though her mother learns to be more supportive of her later on, Jenny was originally confined to house arrest save for doing her job, supposedly because the world around her wouldn’t accept her.

She is canonically six-foot-six, which is rather tall, though it seems the average height of humanity has also gone up. So it’s not too uncommon for other men to be taller than her, but she’s also taller than most people. She has so far only dated other men who are taller than her.

She gains two different disguises for looking human. The first one doesn’t pass at all, while the second passing one convinces her to behave like a normal human girl, whispering into her ear to not only look, but behave like a “normal” girl, even if it’s not in her best interests.

It’s evidently quite common for androids to be made from different base personality points- Kenny, a boy she dated for a little while, was a re-purposed dog robot, and still carried over some of his dog traits.

The two most popular girls in school specifically have it out for her, because she’s a robot “pretending” to be a girl.

Jenny is allowed to play in her high school’s male football team.

[robot-voice]

Don’t forget this scene: 

I’d suspected Jenny was trans coded for a long time, but this scene was what had me 100% convinced. 

Prior to this episode Jenny had always treated Ms. Wakeman as her mother, always referring to her as “mom/mother”; which caused Wakeman to be mocked by her peers. Ms. Wakeman was typically cold towards Jenny, always referring to her as XJ9 (essentially Jenny’s deadname) and usually treating her as nothing more than a defence droid. But in this scene Ms. Wakeman is actually seeing Jenny in danger and rushes to protect her, finally calling her “my daughter” for the first time. As soon as she does, the pure joy and amazement in Jenny’s voice just makes my heart swell. 

This show is so incredible and SO ahead of it’s time. 

[quadraxic-expression-deactivate]

Worth noting that the creator of the show acknowledged this, basically saying “We didn’t intend for Jenny to be trans coded, but we’re ecstatic that trans people are finding comfort in her. Just because we didn’t intend the subtext doesn’t mean it’s not there.” Very cool and way the hell better than Hartman handles shit like this.

[donniehaspronouns]

for the love of god cis people STOP centering YOUR grief when the trans people in your life come out and transition. “your parents are just grieving the daughter they lost” and that’s worth missing out on the son they’ve gained? these kind of cis people are so obsessed with gender and they think men and women are so inherently different that they act like I killed their daughter when all I did was dig up their son. I’m the same person I was but now I’m happier and more confident but you’re so distracted on your “grief” that you can’t even see me.

[gaelahanlon]

For anyone unaware, this week Scotland elected our first ever trans members of parliament

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

💛🤍💜🖤

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[alorz]

i feel like I'm seeing more and more she/he he/hers she/hims every day and it makes me so fucking happy . guygirls and girlguys one day we might even get our pronouns on a pin

[morggo]

I love and admire coyotes; their ability to survive, adaptation, and tenacity has been nothing less than inspirational. They've always been here, and will still be here.

PWYW hi-res download here: https://ko-fi.com/s/aebfb2915d

Tees (50% of earning are split between Trans Lifeline and National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network): https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/future

[endivinity]

hey whats your deal. why are you so antennas

[what-even-is-thiss]

Probably my personal favorite response to people saying that some parts of transition are irreversible is “thank God”

[what-even-is-thiss]

If I’m ever forced to go off T I will still be hairy and have a deeper voice and a micropenis. Thank God.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Top surgery is permanent you know”

Oh thank God I was afraid they’d grow back.

[testosterone-textposts]

I want someone to hold and be held by. To bury my face in their neck, to pepper kisses along their skin and listen to them hold back giggles because they’re ticklish.

I want someone’s hand to hold as I whisper secrets and loving words only meant for their ear.

Someone to sweep up into impromptu dances in the kitchen while we cook dinner. To sing karaoke as we fold laundry together.

Someone to cling to in anticipation for the twist in our favorite show. Someone to lounge with as we procrastinate on the couch together. To send countless funny videos and memes and get more in return.

Someone to laugh, cry, cheer, and mourn with. Someone to be completely vulnerable with and feel totally at ease. To see their face when I wake up in bed and know they have my whole heart in their hands.

I want someone to love, and someone to love me back.