near death experience by salad cream

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vgen linked there

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The real reason the thalmor kidnappedulfric was becaude they caught him talking shit abt dubioza kolektiv NEVER SAY DAT SHIT AGAIN ILL HVAE YOU IN AN UNMARKED GRAV

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first time writing something concrete after ages and its tulfric of all things . lord give me strength

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thinking about how ulfric allegedly surrendered so quickly when general tullius ambushed him during that whole thing and hold on hear me out.

we know ulfric was tortured by the dominion right? by elenwen i think? and that kind of shit messes a person up permanently, so it's no doubt that ulfric would have lasting psychological trauma that would impact his ability to fight

what if someone, or multiple people, during the ambush where ulfric was captured, accidentally triggered a ptsd episode and ulfric froze up or backed down because of it, which allowed tullius and his men to easily capture him

which could explain why ulfric surrendered so quickly or why he seemed so cowardly at Helgen despite himself (being gagged and bound and having elenwen nearby would NOT help) because he was silently panicking or disoriented because of. post traumatic stress disorder

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deeply ulfric song in my humble opinion

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Why is it called rikfric if you out of hot eat in the food

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rikfric ...............fuck

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ulfric ptsd (me thinking really hard)

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i wish i were a biiiird

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Anytime i make a self insert for anything its just for the purpose of making my favs uncomfortable . This time around itll be a lesbian who writes copious amounts of fanfiction about real people

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im being fuklly honest when i say ibelieve this is the funniest image on the entire uesp. he has that sadness in his eyes you only see in bosnian farmers in winter. kicked puppy energy about him in this one

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nothing of real substance from me today

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tulfric is fcucking debilitating for me ok I cant play thru the intro or main story of skyrim without getting queasy. and then i acnt play anything else without thinking about tulfric

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even if i didnt hate a/b/o for being an awful misogynistic (despite its common lack of women) trope Ulfric wouldnt be an alpha . hed be a beta at best

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i have nothing to share today . rather i ask of you to imagine:tulfric