[clawmarks]

Dancing mice. Illustration by Gerhard Heilmann in Dekorative Vorbilder - v.12 - 1900-1901 - via Hathi Trust

[memewhore]

[stoweboyd]

via Dan Podjed

[depsidase]

[figdays]

Party Cat Art Print // artschoolbully

[nevver]

Plague Review, Saidjah Vos

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

you’re doing great fish

[turtlepowerriiise]

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

stop you’ll scare him

[turtlepowerriiise]

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[gracelesstars]

2020 calendar so far..

[enchanticleer]

self-portrait based on my reflection in this jar of peaches

[porterr-robinson]

[azuretheshitposter]

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

[end0skeletal]

Bubble Coral Shrimp (Vir philippinensis)

Photo credit:  q phia, Brian,  Kaido Haagen

[killowave]

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[biglawbear]

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

[thenameisdog]

[yonicgang]

o

[susielesbian]

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit