Hi

Not even a blog, just where I put all the things I find funny and/or interesting.

[evilvillain123456789]

just keep refreshing websites until its all over

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[leaflycomments]

strain: amnesia haze

date: november 27 2016

rating: five stars

comment:

shit had me lost,stumbling and hungry.

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[jbweld]

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

[jbweld]

let's all green out together and pass away

[cutecipher]

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[zzoupz]

Ganalf...

[pepsinister]

I bet you never even considered that mr pibb could be a woman

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[pjackk]

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[c3rvida3]

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don't have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

[cetitan]