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[textpostcentral]

nobody knows how long you cook bagel bites for

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[jessebloom]

trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?

[bathroomcube]

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

[superdz555]

(link)

[teenjournalist]

Man trapped at the bottom of an old well has been declared largely uninteresting, will not be rescued

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[speedlimit15]

Im your f f f f f f feral hog

[lakevida]

theres a bit on the defunctland podcast where he talks about how most americans have a condition where when they hear the name of the place theyre from they just start frothing at the mouth and vibrating and then he used cincinnati as an example and i got so excited

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[jovialturtleface]

What if we were cats. Kitty cats. And we danced danced danced danced.

[clocktower3iso]

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

[systemhead]

globael warming

[sunbleachedbitch]

Happy 1966 all! Stay groovy

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[amazoogle]

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

[cipheramnesia]

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

[geekandmisandry]

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

[cipheramnesia]

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

[dee-the-red-witch]

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

[cipheramnesia]

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

[geekandmisandry]

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

[cipheramnesia]

Eh. Is alive enough.

[earhartsease]

hallelujah it's raining men