Unless Evil's carrying the martini tray, darling

Kia: She/her, Ace. IT professional by day, host/writer/reactor by night, and generally shameless about talking with people. Expect this tumblr to be full of a hefty dose of whatever tickles my fancy intermingled with the occasional insight. AO3 YouTube Disneyland Tidbits and Tips Randomizer Radio Writing

[i-will-write]

Writing a long multichapter fic be like

[hollowboobtheory]

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[fxhdskjz]

art is just iteration and reiteration and this one single paragraph changed my life

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[projectdestati]

that was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers

[mabeltanaka]

The Good Place Chapter 47: The Funeral to End All Funerals

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[wingful]

a mary oliver quote that peeled me like a fruit

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.

Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

exactly this

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.